What would you do if degenerates hopped out of a treasure chest? -

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You come across a sparkly chest while dungeon crawling. Like any functioning human, you open it. Gotta have the shiny. Bad move. You're now the latest victim of the diaper fur tranny with an inflation fetish. Even worse, ze's summoned friends. What do you do?

 

[Cringer of troons]

Try and kill myself before I'm inflated and raped.

 

[JamalActimel]

take my meds

 

[Medulseur]

Use a summoning spell to call forth a battalion of Nazi-furs.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Put them back in and light it on fire.

 

[Idiotron]

Kill them for loot.

 

[DrainRedRain]

make an army of them, you know what they say about joining forces and all that

 

[Peter Ballons]

Say nigger then kill myself

 

[Punished Benis]

Summon an old fren from the autistic depths of /pol/ history.

Spoiler

 

[retard_cunt]

Say nigger or call them tranny then watch it kill itself.