What Would You Do? -

[Rumpled Foreskin]

You are sat at a table, where, if you try to get up you are killed. Your choice is shrimp on the barbie, steak, or turkey leg. Why did you do this?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Turkey leg.

Because I like the Medieval Fair.

 

[Damn Near]

I'm assuming i'll have to shit and piss on myself, right? Steak.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

What if I like all of them?

 

[break these cuffs]

Do they know how to cook a steak or am I going to get some kinda burned medium piece of shit?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What if I like all of them?

You can have all three, but only of them them gets to go in your mouth.
The other two have to go into the only remaining orifices.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Can I have the steak cooked the way I like? If so, that. If not, turkey leg.

 

[MalWart]

Easy- shrimp on the barbie, unless they're referring to this:

 

[Wish I knew]

Is the steak well done, rare, medium rare, or raw and requires cooking?