What would you expect in a "Chris Chan Simulator" game? -

[heyyyJackiePie]

They say there's a a "simulator" game for everything these days.

Like "Truck Driver Simulator", "Flight Simulator", and even "Goat Simulator" in which you are a goat I guess.

If there was an official "Chris Chan Simulator" game, what would it be like? What would you do? What kinds of challenges or missions would you have to complete? What kind of DLC would you want?

 

[Katolate]

A perfect Chris Chan simulator is a game that costs money but does nothing.

 

[ZehnBoat]

the only person to make a chansimulator would be some wannabe troll.
it would just have one button that shouts JULAY, and cost 30$

 

[DZ 305]

That the Ohio trip plays like Euro Truck simulator, with even more autism!

 

[Tismo]

The perfect Chris game would be a GTA featuring Chris in both Charlottesville and CWCville. There are entry points between both and you must complete deeds, fight trolls, raid malls etc. You win the game by shitting yourself and doing nothing.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

A perfect Chris Chan simulator is a game that costs money but does nothing.

Nope. Can't top this.

Mods, please lock thread. We have reached the peak.

 

[David Chuggins]

I hope it has lots of parkay.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

The main mission of the game is to obtain a boyfriend free girl. But there's a twist.

Spoiler

It's actually impossible to do so, making the entire game rather pointless

 

[Loxiozzz]

A lot of trolls and

 

[AnOminous]

Lots of

 

[Agentpeanut]

Press X to shit pants.

Press Y to masturbate.

Press A to eat.

Press B to JULAY.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

There's also a side mini game where you bandage Barb's holey buttocks.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

The DLC would just be DLC from other games with Crayola Model Magic all over it.

 

[Lipitor]

The sprint button would last about 3 seconds. You could only accomplish so much in a day due to mental mana points. Encountering trolls or trying to enter banned stores would cost you Stress HP. You would have to get Asspats and fast food to recharge these meters.

 

[Handsome Pete]

A lot of the Goat Simulator NPCs already look like Classic Chris.

A Chris Simulator where he's constantly getting beaten up by goats may not be true to life in the strictest sense of the word, but it feels right.

 

[John Daker]

A dedicated button

 

[Jack Awful]

I'd want a virtual pet style game where you need to make Chris into a functioning memeber of society and him fighting you every step of the way.

 

[trippykoala]

I guess Christmas Shopping Simulator with some mods should do the trick. Chimping out in stores is part of thr game already, we just need a new mechanic to get yourself banned.

 

[Mason Verger]

There isn't a single object in that house that I would willingly 'press x to interact' with. My character would starve to death.

 

[Apocalypso]

There should be secret code to have everyone nude and another to have Barb spoon you.