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Could you please, please play some good games for once?
Chris, for the love of God, that sharp, pinching feeling in your lower gut means you have to take a shit. 
MysticMisty
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Chris, you would be far more attractive to women if you bathed daily and didn't use conditioner. Axe is not a substitute for bathing. We know when you don't bathe and it's a huge turn off. People won't actively avoid you when you're showering daily.
Once you do that, then we'll talk about the clothes and the long hair.
Once you do that, then we'll talk about the clothes and the long hair.
Your mother probably needs you more than you need her. Stop letting her rule your life.
MysticMisty
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His hair is very greasy and from my own personal experience, conditioner makes the problem way worse. And putting small amount on the ends is beyond him so it's probably better if he skipped it. Shampoo alone would be far better, unless his hair has suddenly dried out.Seahorses said:
Make more Sonichu.
"So your just gonna let snyder beat you"? 
The Tyrant
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There...is a number of things I would wish to say to him. Most of them regarding getting professional help and to learn what the word 'arrogance' means. But the one thing I would want to say, above everything else, would be, "Are you reflecting upon your life now, after everything that has happened?"
Considering the posts from Facebook, that might be a ridiculous inquiry as every sign points to 'of course not', but I truly would want to know if he's starting to accept that everything that has happened has been due to his actions, or if there is a subtle sign that he knows it was his fault.
Considering the posts from Facebook, that might be a ridiculous inquiry as every sign points to 'of course not', but I truly would want to know if he's starting to accept that everything that has happened has been due to his actions, or if there is a subtle sign that he knows it was his fault.
1. Get a haircut. Cut your hair short, get a millimeter-type recruit cut, it might look good on you.
2. Shower daily. Here's how: A. Turn on the shower and adjust the water temperature so that it is pleasant to the touch. B. Step into the shower (after undressing first). C. Move the shower head all over your body until you are completely wet. D. Take shampoo (about a cupped hand full) and rub it over your hair until your head is covered in lather. E. Take ordinary soap and rub it all over the rest of your body until you are completely covered. Take special attention to the armpits and the groin. F. Take the shower head and move it all over your body again, until all of the shampoo and all of the soap has been washed of. G. Turn off the water and step out of the shower. H. Dry yourself with a towel and dress again.
Do this procedure daily, preferably immediately after you wake up.
3. Wash your clothes. Put them into a washing machine once a week. Don't forget to put in laundry soap.
4. Buy new clothes: Some single-color sweaters (black, dark green, dark blue, gray), single-color buttoned shirts (white, black, gray), black trousers. Wear these instead of your current attire. Wash them once a week (see 3.). Drop your tomgirl getup completely.
5. Find out where there is a public library in Charlottesville. Get a library card. Borrow and read a book every month. No, I'm not talking about comic books or kid's books. Read real novels. Here's a list for starters: April: "The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime" by Mark Haddon. May: "The fall of the house of Usher" (and other tales) by Edgar Allan Poe. June: "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. July: "Werther's sufferings" by Goethe. August: "Water Music" by T. C. Boyle. September: "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoyevsky. October: "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon. November: "The Magic Mountain" by Thomas Mann. December: "Absalom, Absalom!" by Faulkner.
Do this reading schedule instead of playing vidya. Play vidya only once a week, for two hours on Saturday evening.
Important: Do NOT tardrage, hit on girls, crap yourself or do anything creepy while inside or in the vicinity of the public library.
6. Go for a thirty minute walk in the open countryside each day. I said walk, not drive!
7. See a doctor about your incontinence problem.
There could by much more points, but this should suffice for now.
2. Shower daily. Here's how: A. Turn on the shower and adjust the water temperature so that it is pleasant to the touch. B. Step into the shower (after undressing first). C. Move the shower head all over your body until you are completely wet. D. Take shampoo (about a cupped hand full) and rub it over your hair until your head is covered in lather. E. Take ordinary soap and rub it all over the rest of your body until you are completely covered. Take special attention to the armpits and the groin. F. Take the shower head and move it all over your body again, until all of the shampoo and all of the soap has been washed of. G. Turn off the water and step out of the shower. H. Dry yourself with a towel and dress again.
Do this procedure daily, preferably immediately after you wake up.
3. Wash your clothes. Put them into a washing machine once a week. Don't forget to put in laundry soap.
4. Buy new clothes: Some single-color sweaters (black, dark green, dark blue, gray), single-color buttoned shirts (white, black, gray), black trousers. Wear these instead of your current attire. Wash them once a week (see 3.). Drop your tomgirl getup completely.
5. Find out where there is a public library in Charlottesville. Get a library card. Borrow and read a book every month. No, I'm not talking about comic books or kid's books. Read real novels. Here's a list for starters: April: "The curious incident of the dog in the nighttime" by Mark Haddon. May: "The fall of the house of Usher" (and other tales) by Edgar Allan Poe. June: "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. July: "Werther's sufferings" by Goethe. August: "Water Music" by T. C. Boyle. September: "Crime and Punishment" by Dostoyevsky. October: "Vineland" by Thomas Pynchon. November: "The Magic Mountain" by Thomas Mann. December: "Absalom, Absalom!" by Faulkner.
Do this reading schedule instead of playing vidya. Play vidya only once a week, for two hours on Saturday evening.
Important: Do NOT tardrage, hit on girls, crap yourself or do anything creepy while inside or in the vicinity of the public library.
6. Go for a thirty minute walk in the open countryside each day. I said walk, not drive!
7. See a doctor about your incontinence problem.
There could by much more points, but this should suffice for now.
I'd hit on him to see how he reacts. 
LOL what, you think he can just jump into all that? Remember he left off at Goosebumps. I'd suggest that he start with some good young adult or kids' literature.DykesDykesChina said:
He did, and that MEDI-TROLL just told him to pick up a healthy diet and lifestyle, instead of giving him a magical pill. So much for that!
Any remotely helpful suggestions would go in one ear and out the other with him, so I'd probably just be polite and talk about what's on his mind. No doubt he would prattle on endlessly about da trolls, Barb, and other things he could've fixed if he wasn't an idiot. I'd probably then walk away mid-conversation.
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