What would you tell Past Chris? (Serious) -

[BigBoss]

If you were seriously given the chance to go back in time to any time in Chris's life and tell him one thing, what would it be?

The rules are:
[*]You can go back to any saga since he was discovered, but can't go back before that.
[*]You aren't allowed to directly tell him about his future (which could be changed by the one thing you say anyway).
[*]The one thing you say can be as long as you want it to be, within reason. Think of it as though you were sending an e-mail to him from the future.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I would warn him that his daughter Crystal was going to marry a black man, and his grandchildren would be dark-skinned.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

 

[CatParty]

i would just show him this:

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Do whatever you can to get a job and away from Borb.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

i would just show him this:

Ah, go back to the day he made his future message and show him that. He wouldn't know what to think. He'd probably deny it was even him.

 

[BigBoss]

i would just show him this:

Ah, go back to the day he made his future message and show him that. He wouldn't know what to think. He'd probably deny it was even him.

He'd probably claim that it was a "homo imposter" or something along those lines and would make a video or two about how he likes DYKES and CHINA and not

 

[Judge Holden]

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

I fell a lil bit in love with you there

As for what I would say to him..... honestly I would be highly tempted just to scream JULAAAAAAAAAAY at him, yes I know its stupid and unfunny as all hell, but in this case he will just write it off as another odd moment in the odd life of Christyan weston chandler. Then several years later, when a thousand prank calls, letters, and carrier pigeons arrive at his house a night, all screaming JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, he will know he has been literally mocked through time and space

Other then that though, if I cant change his future or tell him things he shouldnt know, I would instead try to indtroduce him to a work he would have a good chance of liking, while being as flattering to his ego as possible, so that when I return to the present Chris's rip offs have a brand new aspect to them that didnt exist before.

The only question is whether I try to introduce him to stuff like Avatar TLA or the DCAU, something less "weighty and conflict filled" like Thomas the tank engine (or really any british preteen show), or something more "hands on" like an RPG where he can create his mary sue Chris-Ch@n-Sonichu in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons (Tempting as it is to trick him into Call of Cthulhu.... hell maybe thats another thing I should do, make him get into something lovecrafty)

 

[Donald Duck]

I'd tell him not to give up drawing Sonichu comics as it will eventually get him a sweetheart for life.

 

[BigBoss]

As for what I would say to him..... honestly I would be highly tempted just to scream JULAAAAAAAAAAY at him, yes I know its stupid and unfunny as all hell, but in this case he will just write it off as another odd moment in the odd life of Christyan weston chandler. Then several years later, when a thousand prank calls, letters, and carrier pigeons arrive at his house a night, all screaming JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, he will know he has been literally mocked through time and space

But he wouldn't. You altered the timeline before Julie even existed, so he wouldn't get the chance to scream

 

[xlk]

I'd show him every video and explain to him how to prevent his life from being fucking awful. Show him how to bath, groom, cook for himself, work out, and save his own money. I'd also show him what type of clothes to buy from the Goodwill (they have some good stuff there), how to behave around other people, and to at least be alright with homosexuals. It would take a lot of work but I think he could have been saved; can't say the same now.

 

[Coldgrip]

Come with me if you want to live.

Edit: Alternatively, Chris, if someone ever tries to force you to do something you don't want to do, just tell the as loud as you can that you're your own free bitch.

 

[Marvin]

I'd show him every video and explain to him how to prevent his life from being fucking awful. Show him how to bath, groom, cook for himself, work out, and save his own money. I'd also show him what type of clothes to buy from the Goodwill (they have some good stuff there), how to behave around other people, and to at least be alright with homosexuals. It would take a lot of work but I think he could have been saved; can't say the same now.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'd tell him that Sonic was dead and throw pennies on the ground.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

I'd tell him that Sonic was dead and throw pennies on the ground.

Thread's over.

 

[CatParty]

I'd tell him that Sonic was dead and throw pennies on the ground.

 

[Judge Holden]

I'd tell him that Sonic was dead and throw pennies on the ground.

You beautiful bastard

 

[Hyperion]

I'd go back to when Chris was stopped at a Sonic during his Cleveland trip and steal his car. There would only be a picture of "Clyde Cash" left where the car was parked.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'd tell him that his life was going to suck forever in five words:

CURSE YE HA ME HA!!!!

 

[Trombonista]

"Don't bring a handheld with you to your Attraction Locations. If you play video games, people will think you want to be left alone."