Well Jade and Jake grew up on fucking islands unsupervised, it makes sense that they would have some island tans/more olive or bronzed skin tones. But the other 6 kids are more or less implied to be mostly indoor kids. knitting/fanfiction/drinking/magic/robotics. These hobbies don't HAVE to be indoors activities but lets be honest they are, the other kids are probably different shades of pale.
To be honest why the fuck does it matter what their skin colour is?. are they gonna start bitching about the problem sleuth characters because there "too white" too?.
Well my point is that there is logic that can be applied to the end of their general appearance. The Tumblr Fan Waves point was "They'd be better if they were black!"
That's just a Hussie problem. There were a lot of controversies in the fandom and everytime he caught wind of something he tried to please everyone. Only nobody was happy with whatever he said and he just looks retarded instead of sticking to his own word. He's a fucking doormat.
Thats honestly the main problem with creators that get into problems like this they need to learn to gatekeep their own shit and tell people to fuck off when theyre in the right to do so.
umm acktually they're neanderthals and the fact of the matter is homo sapien scum artists have been depictin them as their race despite little to no evidence that they're specifically homo sapiens.
If hussie stayed true to his word, there probably wouldn't be any of the shit that happens in Act VI and later on.
With this in mind, it does beg the question how horrible Hussie himself is vs. wether he's a doormat for the whatPumpkin parasites around him using him as their mouth piece
I think hussie is a horrible person because he tumblrites and SJWs take over his fandom and, brand, which lead to the more shit sub plots that make no sense
They’re not albinos, that was only ever fanwank for explaining away their unnatural eye colors when Homestuck isn’t even CLOSE to realistic and takes place in a world where people have inventory systems and a reality-altering video game is just accepted as a normal thing that exists.
That was always a thing that bothered me. Even before any Sburb shenanigans, before they're officially playing Real Life, The Game™, people have inventories and video game abilities that can just alter reality around them. Dad Egbert theoretically could pick up just about anything and put it in his wallet. What would have stopped him from just picking up his city and putting it in there? Or from kidnapping every person he walks by on the street? I'm sure there was some kind of limit to size, but if you can fit the tumor in there it must be pretty insane. How do Sylladexes even get made? Not through Sburb means, someone at a factory or a crafts shop just made a wallet, and presumably many, many more.
This is also a world where meteors act as survivable conveyances for babies, relativistic time dilation works in reverse, and a baby can raise himself to young manhood, unassisted by anyone. Nevertheless, I prefer to impose the following headcanon, to make things a little bit more sane: reality-breaking inventions like strife sylladexes, fetch modi, ~ATH, and so on all originated from the mysterious Skaia Labs and are closely linked to the game; they will inevitably be discovered and widely used shortly before the game ends that civilization, and only then. They are treated as perfectly normal by the narrative for the same reason that guardians are portrayed as literally faceless: it's from the point of view of a group of 13 year olds, who as such have no historical perspective for how weird this is. They just take it for granted in the same way that real kids take for granted the latest generation of game console or iDevice.
eeeeeeh Iffy, Homestuck is pretty clearly big on metatextual implication and symbolism. The implication of the kids inventories is that it relates how they organize their possessions, its more of a "flavor text" type of way to show the characters uniqueness, with comedic potential. It gets more abstract with our "main" character John and Karket (main in the sense of their respective sessions) where their Inventories not only explicitly make jokes about coding but making jokes about their lack of talent in coding. Hell in John's case, he EXPLICITLY chooses the more complicated option for his inventory over Array (which would let him access any item whenever) because it wasn't funny enough.
Inb4 people spam the week with JuneRose.
tbh I never get KanayaRose, why the fuck would a character like rose who is a cynical pessimist want to marry someone who is not even of her own species?
Prison-gay like Dave did become? Desperation for any kind of non-ironic affirmation, even if it came from a simp? Hussie deciding to try and pander to the yuri-subhumans and tumblr-faggots? Pick your choice or make one up yourself.
probably both
