WhatPumpkin, LLC / Homestuck, Inc. : Chuck Tingle, Andrew Hussie and Friends - feat. Rachel Rocklin, Shelby Cragg, and Cohen Edenfield

[Namerlane the 40th]

Reader: mourn Homestuck
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You resist the urge to gravedance, barely. Not out of respect, or loss, but from sheer, unbridled apathy. The Homestuck you knew died ages ago, and whatever shambling, fetid thing that lies in a heap at the bottom of the Eternal Staircase is just another reminder of wasted potential, like watching a dear friend slowly degrade from a pretty cool, funny dude to a wasting wreck that begs for the sweet release of Snoop Dogg's Tunescythe.
It would have upset you more if you hadn't seen it coming miles away. Given time to see the trainwreck happen in slow motion, what should have been a heartfelt moment is now just a sigh and a shrug before you go on about your life. You had a good time, but you need to move on, because your old pal Homestuck just can't anymore.

You pause, unscrewing the cap from the jug of apple juice. It's more of an obligation, but it still feels almost proper.

Almost.
>Reader: Pour one out for your homie​

Kekmore for summoning the Broogically Groovious

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

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Kekmore for summoning the Broogically Groovious

Maybe some things are best left forgotten. It's better to respect the dead instead of trying to make things worse by reviving it. Ever hear of Frankenstein's Monster?

===> Reader: Cope

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

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Maybe some things are best left forgotten. It's better to respect the dead instead of trying to make things worse by reviving it. Ever hear of Frankenstein's Monster?

===> Reader: Cope

ITS ALIVE

 

[dialeck]

Are we gonna make it happen? A Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventure? Are we gonna bring back Homestuck as we remembered it, no matter the cost?

 

[Coolio55]

New thread theme:

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

New thread theme:

You have now entered CLOWN WORLD.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Are we gonna make it happen? A Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventure? Are we gonna bring back Homestuck as we remembered it, no matter the cost?

That would be one of the most autistic things to ever come out of these forums if we did.

I mean... I'd still read it.

 

[Guts]

Are we gonna make it happen? A Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventure? Are we gonna bring back Homestuck as we remembered it, no matter the cost?

That would be one of the most autistic things to ever come out of these forums if we did.

I mean... I'd still read it.

> Immediately wonder why in the fresh hell anyone would do something like that.

You immediately begin to wonder why in the fresh hell anyone would do something like that. Sure, it could be funny, albeit for a few seconds at least before the admittedly thick shield of irony is corroded away by the pure bile of what you were participating in. No, no matter how epic or based or any other equally dryly used terms of endearment the idea was, it was first and foremost unapologetically autistic.
Truly it would take some sort of miracle... or disaster, to force into existence something as horrendous as that.
Worst of all, you could only imagine the horrible fucking name that would end up being thrust upon the assuredly DeviantArt looking half assed sprite protagonist. Oh, the horror.
You can't stop your brain from plucking a particularly rancid title from the slurry floating around inside your skull...

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

> Immediately wonder why in the fresh hell anyone would do something like that.
View attachment 2278108You immediately begin to wonder why in the fresh hell anyone would do something like that. Sure, it could be funny, albeit for a few seconds at least before the admittedly thick shield of irony is corroded away by the pure bile of what you were participating in. No, no matter how epic or based or any other equally dryly used terms of endearment the idea was, it was first and foremost unapologetically autistic.
Truly it would take some sort of miracle... or disaster, to force into existence something as horrendous as that.
Worst of all, you could only imagine the horrible fucking name that would end up being thrust upon the assuredly DeviantArt looking half assed sprite protagonist. Oh, the horror.
You can't stop your brain from plucking a particularly rancid title from the slurry floating around inside your skull...

>SHITLICKING COCKNOSE

 

[Aquinas]

> Immediately wonder why in the fresh hell anyone would do something like that.
View attachment 2278108You immediately begin to wonder why in the fresh hell anyone would do something like that. Sure, it could be funny, albeit for a few seconds at least before the admittedly thick shield of irony is corroded away by the pure bile of what you were participating in. No, no matter how epic or based or any other equally dryly used terms of endearment the idea was, it was first and foremost unapologetically autistic.
Truly it would take some sort of miracle... or disaster, to force into existence something as horrendous as that.
Worst of all, you could only imagine the horrible fucking name that would end up being thrust upon the assuredly DeviantArt looking half assed sprite protagonist. Oh, the horror.
You can't stop your brain from plucking a particularly rancid title from the slurry floating around inside your skull...

>Your name is Johnny Cocksmin
>Your adventure? its S.P.E.R.G (Stalking Perplexing Exceptionals Recreationally G)

 

[Guts]

>SHITLICKING COCKNOSE

Aahahahahahahahahahahahahaa...
Surprisingly, knowing something's going to happen right before it does actually makes it less hilarious and has reduced what would have surely been some supreme pwnage into a grating cosmic annoyance. You grit your teeth and try to appear as perturbed as possible, but end up looking constipated.
You don't exactly know if you're happy that the first option will be thrown off simply to keep step within the source material, or if this just means you have a once in a lifetime opportunity for a birthname that is infinitely worse than the throwaway option reserved for a quick chuckle and to introduce a shitty gimmick. You brace yourself.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

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Aahahahahahahahahahahahahaa...
Surprisingly, knowing something's going to happen right before it does actually makes it less hilarious and has reduced what would have surely been some supreme pwnage into a grating cosmic annoyance. You grit your teeth and try to appear as perturbed as possible, but end up looking constipated.
You don't exactly know if you're happy that the first option will be thrown off simply to keep step within the source material, or if this just means you have a once in a lifetime opportunity for a birthname that is infinitely worse than the throwaway option reserved for a quick chuckle and to introduce a shitty gimmick. You brace yourself.

Fuck it, let’s do this.
> Andy Logger

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

Fuck it, let’s do this.
> Andy Logger

>Look at yourself in the mirror

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

Spoiler: WARNING: YOU WILL CRINGE

| AAAAAAH!

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Spoiler: WARNING: YOU WILL CRINGE

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| AAAAAAH!

Mucho Doubleposto

 

[Guts]

Fuck it, let’s do this.
> Andy Logger

Oh, you're a log alright...

Your name is Andy, and today is no special day in particular. You are meandering very awkwardly in front of the entrance to your room, another place that is not special in any particular way. Scattered around your room is evidence of your various interests. You have a profound fascination with horrible amateur media, particularly those spearheaded by a massive but impotent ego that is blind and deaf to any critique or artistry that may try to writhe it's way into it. That's usually when things start getting good. You also are fixated on the eventual economic and civil collapse of society; but that's more of a side thing. You also play vidya sometimes.
What will you do?

 

[Coolio55]

>Check cybercoin meter

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

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Oh, you're a log alright...
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Your name is Andy, and today is no special day in particular. You are meandering very awkwardly in front of the entrance to your room, another place that is not special in any particular way. Scattered around your room is evidence of your various interests. You have a profound fascination with horrible amateur media, particularly those spearheaded by a massive but impotent ego that is blind and deaf to any critique or artistry that may try to writhe it's way into it. That's usually when things start getting good. You also are fixated on the eventual economic and civil collapse of society; but that's more of a side thing. You also play vidya sometimes.
What will you do?

>Question why you haven't changed the calendar yet

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

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Oh, you're a log alright...
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Your name is Andy, and today is no special day in particular. You are meandering very awkwardly in front of the entrance to your room, another place that is not special in any particular way. Scattered around your room is evidence of your various interests. You have a profound fascination with horrible amateur media, particularly those spearheaded by a massive but impotent ego that is blind and deaf to any critique or artistry that may try to writhe it's way into it. That's usually when things start getting good. You also are fixated on the eventual economic and civil collapse of society; but that's more of a side thing. You also play vidya sometimes.
What will you do?

> Andy: Retreive blue hedgehog arms from drawer.

 

[E. S. L.]

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