WhatPumpkin, LLC / Homestuck, Inc. : Chuck Tingle, Andrew Hussie and Friends - feat. Rachel Rocklin, Shelby Cragg, and Cohen Edenfield

[Namerlane the 40th]

>andy: Find more information on this "Vriska"

 

[Guts]

>check out games™ on your Nintendo™ Switch™

Your Nintendo™ Switch™ is a veritable smorgasbord of epic gamer energy. From every screw and button pad leaks the eternal ambrosia of the Gamer Gods. Your library is of course akin to the Bibliotheca Alexandria, housing the most essential interactive video entertainment programs of your age and ages bygone.
Y'got Skyrim, Skyrim, CS GO, Skyrim, Skyrim Special Edition, Cruelty Squad, Skyrim, MOOD, Skyrim, Skyrim Game of the Year Edition, Skyrim, Flappy Bird, Skyrim Enhanced Edition, Worm Odyssey, and of course Super Mario Tax Evasion. An underrated release, in your opinion.

> Andy: Allocate Nintendo Switch to strife specibus

... Aah, FUCK IT, why not. It's not like you're ever actually gonna use it. Plus it could be fun to just swing the joycons around like nunchucks.


Your strife specibus has been allocated with the Joykind Abstratus.
The Nintendo Switch™ has been moved from your bed to your Strife Deck.


Oh, yeah. You look like a huge tool.
Perfect.

> Leave your bedroom, and find a less blue environment.

It is pretty fucking blue in here, isn't it?


You exit your room, entering your fathers bedroom.
Your father has called himself a video games enthusiast. You're pretty sure mom used to call him embarrassing. Numerous posters of scantily clad pop cultural icons line the walls, complimented by the army of Monster Zero Ultra cans amassing around your fathers gay ming battlestation. Sometime you wonder what it would be like to have an apartment with a real Livingroom. Or a real dad. You love your dad and all, but fuck dude, look at all of this. He set up a flat screen TV in the kitchen so that he could "game" while "adulting". If he actually cooked or cleaned, this wouldn't sound nearly as moronic, but it would still be pretty fucking annoying.
A tired sigh crawls out of your throat. You would think that this would be normal to you by now. Nope. Not by a longshot, cowboy.
What now?

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

I honestly love the shitty cut and paste aesthetic of this stupid thing, adds to the charm!

 

[dialeck]

>Andy: Pet retarded dog

 

[Don't @ Me]

>Andy: Game and Adult.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

> Andy: Retrieve microwave and use your mangrit to smash it into the TV.

 

[Mooger Meng]

Andy: leverage nepotism and attempt to muster the troops of your father's MONSTER MK ULTRA ZERO CALORIE BATTALION

 

[Bec]

Snap.

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Your senses are blasted with a granular rolling heat pulsing from the base of your neck downward. Your hands are trembling, and you're beginning to sweat. Your arms are now moving on their own, meticulously removing your patented 12 Gauge Shotgun that we've all become so familiar with from underneath your bedframe. This trusty longtime friend of yours has been your security blanket for as long as you have contemplated pulling the trigger while suckling it's barrel like a pacifier. The ultimate pacifier. But you can flirt with your own death later, as for now you are intent on the death of another.

Vriska.

... You don't know who this Vriska is. But your subsequent MK Ultra Agent activation at hearing her name must mean she is a really rude bitch. Possibly the rudest bitch of all. An unforgivable crime that the Alphabet Soup Agencies of the United States cannot abide by. Hence your activation, Agent Cocknose.
... you begin to realize that you can't exactly enact sweet governmental wetwork without knowing where exactly this Vriska is, so for now you will resume your normal civilian duties until you have more concrete information on your target. That is when we will call upon you again, Cocknose. All hail the glorious demon queen of the twin moons.

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... Ahhm... Wuh... Waah?
You're going to try to forget about that... Oh, hey, Shotty! What're you doin out so early? You put Shotty back underneath the bed. You stop to scowl at your bedsheet. You just really fucking hate blue for some reason right now.

Wait were doing our own fan adventure now fuck I shouldn't have forgot about this thread

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I honestly love the shitty cut and paste aesthetic of this stupid thing, adds to the charm!

I mean that's one of several reasons why people found OG Homestuck to be so quirky and charming before it devolved into tumblr drama, shitty character development, characters UNDOING their own development, and plot holes the size of the sun.

 

[Hymlenis572]

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Your Nintendo™ Switch™ is a veritable smorgasbord of epic gamer energy. From every screw and button pad leaks the eternal ambrosia of the Gamer Gods. Your library is of course akin to the Bibliotheca Alexandria, housing the most essential interactive video entertainment programs of your age and ages bygone.
Y'got Skyrim, Skyrim, CS GO, Skyrim, Skyrim Special Edition, Cruelty Squad, Skyrim, MOOD, Skyrim, Skyrim Game of the Year Edition, Skyrim, Flappy Bird, Skyrim Enhanced Edition, Worm Odyssey, and of course Super Mario Tax Evasion. An underrated release, in your opinion.


... Aah, FUCK IT, why not. It's not like you're ever actually gonna use it. Plus it could be fun to just swing the joycons around like nunchucks.

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Your strife specibus has been allocated with the Joykind Abstratus.
The Nintendo Switch™ has been moved from your bed to your Strife Deck.

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Oh, yeah. You look like a huge tool.
Perfect.


It is pretty fucking blue in here, isn't it?

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You exit your room, entering your fathers bedroom.
Your father has called himself a video games enthusiast. You're pretty sure mom used to call him embarrassing. Numerous posters of scantily clad pop cultural icons line the walls, complimented by the army of Monster Zero Ultra cans amassing around your fathers gay ming battlestation. Sometime you wonder what it would be like to have an apartment with a real Livingroom. Or a real dad. You love your dad and all, but fuck dude, look at all of this. He set up a flat screen TV in the kitchen so that he could "game" while "adulting". If he actually cooked or cleaned, this wouldn't sound nearly as moronic, but it would still be pretty fucking annoying.
A tired sigh crawls out of your throat. You would think that this would be normal to you by now. Nope. Not by a longshot, cowboy.
What now?

> examine doom guy poster

 

[BrigadeLeader]

>>>Andy: Admire your Dad's Homoerotic Tapestries

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Sarah Z said that Hussie is now using they/them in her new vid on WP getting big mad over her video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c

Oh God he's trooning out. Fuckin hell.

 

[tofu meatsticks]

Sarah Z said that Hussie is now using they/them in her new vid on WP getting big mad over her video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c

Oh God he's trooning out. Fuckin hell.

Truly a gift that I came home from work and made food and this upload went up. Super bold of WP/Hussie to contact her about this given the Lindsay Ellis/omegaverse thing last year. Even more bold that WP/Hussie can put their hands over their years and hide in the bomb shelter when it's their entire fanbase wanting to know about upcoming content, but as soon as someone with a platform walks in...

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

Sarah Z said that Hussie is now using they/them in her new vid on WP getting big mad over her video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c

Oh God he's trooning out. Fuckin hell.

When you become old and irrelevant, there's no faster way to come back to the spotlight like transitioning to an attack helicopter.
Anyway I'm here for his troon arc, what deranged works of art will he make while on estrogen? Who knows!

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Sarah Z said that Hussie is now using they/them in her new vid on WP getting big mad over her video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c

Oh God he's trooning out. Fuckin hell.

Well guys, I told you so.

 

[Vapewizard]

Sarah Z said that Hussie is now using they/them in her new vid on WP getting big mad over her video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c

Oh God he's trooning out. Fuckin hell.

I'm only like 5 minutes in and this isn't entirely related to homestuck itself but I find it hilarious that the former homestuck writer made those rape and death threats at Sarah because she brought up 'bad trans representation' as a cis woman even though she went out of her way to mention that her trans woman editor wrote that. So basically it's another example of how handmaidens are low on the oppression totem pole no matter how hard they handmaiden.

 

[tofu meatsticks]

Nice to get bona fide confirmation that Hussie can't run a company for shit lmao

 

[Hymlenis572]

Sarah Z said that Hussie is now using they/them in her new vid on WP getting big mad over her video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c

Oh God he's trooning out. Fuckin hell.

Oh god sarah Z. Ive wanted to rant about this fucker for a while. They’re 34 years old writing homestuck fanfiction, what a goddamn loser.

 

[anotherghost]

Oh god sarah Z. Ive wanted to rant about this fucker for a while. They’re 34 years old writing homestuck fanfiction, what a goddamn loser.

Sarah Z (the youtuber) and sarah zedig (the fanfiction author) are two different people.

 

[Hymlenis572]

Sarah Z (the youtuber) and sarah zedig (the fanfiction author) are two different people.

Well thats stupid