WhatPumpkin, LLC / Homestuck, Inc. : Chuck Tingle, Andrew Hussie and Friends - feat. Rachel Rocklin, Shelby Cragg, and Cohen Edenfield

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Who is Chuck Tingle?


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Coolio55

DON'T CALL LUIGI AT 3AM!! *OMG HE RICKROLLED ME*
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The pesterquest teaser for Jane is out, and she's a freaking landwhale. Because of course she is. It's not like she has being described as having a hourglass figure and being pretty attractive. Nah, fat all the way.
You mean like THIS?
Ok. I get it, moms are supposed to be chubby ...but what the fuck is this?
No! Don't do that! You just posted more cringe!

Thanks Hussie.
 

The Littlest Shitlord

True & Honest Fan
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It’s been a while since I’ve been in middle school but not so long that I don’t remember what most of the boys in middle school were all about - endless dick jokes and shitty doodles of dicks. I can’t stand most of Act 6 but the dick ouija sequence is a startlingly accurate depiction of how 14-year-old boys act.

Maybe they’re the creepy ones if they immediately think it’s sexual.
Heh, I remember at that age some Mexican kid with a scraggly ugly mustache adding a clay penis to some guy's pot in art class, just because. "The pot needs a DICK!"
The latter most likely. Have you read his post about how Eridan and Sollux are troons? It just reeks more hidden contempt and mockery of the causes the SJW love so much.
They are just so adoring of his stuff, they overlook the subtext.
That's what I thought with dog dick Jade. It's like Hussie said to himself, "Oh, so you want trans representation? Well have it in the worst way possible!" Where her trans-ness was the result of an emergency transformation done so that she and all her friends wouldn't end up being killed (rather than being "born this way"), and her penis is a grotesque animal part that only furries could love (and is probably glowing green and radioactive too, considering that it comes from Bec). And then part of the time she's mind-controlled into being evil.
You mean like THIS?
Not going to read this or any other cancerous nu-Homestuck shit, but it sounds like she is basically turning into her pre-Scratch self as John's grandma and getting fat is part of that?
 

Wendy Wheelchair

"India n*gger r*tard doctor"
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At this point, either they forced enough soylent to go down Hussie's throat or he wants to go woke and broke because his fandom destroyed the economic viability and fun of his project.
I sincerely hope, and choose to believe, it's the latter. It'd give more credence to the Chuck Tingle thing, since it's a project he can do and not have his name attached. On his Team Special_Olympics website, he basically used to do SomethingAwful/KiwiFarms blog posts making fun of shitty artists selling their horse porn or football paintings with a very small audience, mostly his friends, so the Chuck Tingle thing seems more like a return to that form.
 

Y2K Baby

The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???
True & Honest Fan
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Now I can’t help but speculate while we wait for an answer.

Is it a fetish? Are they shitting their pants in public? Do college girls just go around shitting themselves in class and on campus? Are people actually treating this like it’s normal? Do they have medical issues? Do they just like the smell of their own rancid feces? We need answers.
Yeah, I thought about it all last night before I went to sleep.
 

SketchyRichard

Can we nuke Twitter?? 🤔
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And of course it's used to push Davekat even more, rather than letting WV meet with John instead. Y'know, the guy who he helped and thought died for good.
Also lulz at the claim that he "did not grow sad or weary". It's right there in his freaking name. "Warweary Vagabound"!
I love that AR and WQ look like they never exist.
the patrons really spent like $5 for information they got get for free by reread WV's part and mega dumping worldbuilding that should be part of the main story *cough*bad writing*cough*

I found this pod cast talking about Act 6 and how bad it is.
I remember this podcast. despite the autistic screeching, he does make some valid points esp about act 6 especially with alpha kids. I wonder his opinion about the epilogue and Homestuck 2 since new writers bashes on the old fans who like act 1-5
 

milfcoded

Dumb nigga hours
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Kanaya wears a hijab now.

Also, the clear "owo so kawaii fagmos" fanservice of Dave and Karkat switching shirt designs.
Jade's design is way too busy for my personal taste. Roxy's design is surprising accurate since most people who call themselves non-binary just have bad fashion taste. I'm fine with Kanaya's look since it not only is visually interesting, but *gasp* had some thought put into it.
 

Bani

Rob Liefeld's Pouches
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Quick autistic aside, do you guys remember the Rage Quit videos everyone was saying reminded them of Karkat? Well, the guy who made those dabbles in voice acting now, and he pretty much offered to voice the character. He's the person on the far left here (if the timestamp doesn't work, go to 2:14:00):


I don't see why Homestuck would ever need voiceovers though, unless Viz wanted to make an audiobook of it. I honestly think that sort of thing is below him, and I feel bad that cringey teenagers have been hounding him about it for so long.

Also this isn't really new information. I'm just touching on it because it hasn't been brought up here before.

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Kanaya wears a hijab now.

Also, the clear "owo so kawaii fagmos" fanservice of Dave and Karkat switching shirt designs.
Yeah, the switched shirts are too fanservice-y. Subtlety isn't a strong suit for these people. Luckily nothing else is screwed up with their designs. Also, is Karkat not wearing pants? Why? The hijab thing is just plain baffling. Why the fuck would a feminist alien married to a Jewish woman be Muslim? I thought it was just a God-tier hood at first.

Jade looks cool, though, so at least there's that.
 

milfcoded

Dumb nigga hours
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A part of me was alright with the idea of hiveswap since I liked the idea of treating it like star trek. Having it take place in a similar environment and playing by the same rules, but changing the cast of characters to allow you to do whatever within the premade confines. The epilogue and homestuck^2 (what a stupid name) is just ruining whatever homestuck had going for itself after act 7.
 

Double Dee

Buttered toast.
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>Rose being jewish
I take it this is yet another exceptionalism brought about by the SJW garbage fire that is the epilogue.
99% sure that Rose being Jewish was just a popular headcanon (in part because she and her mom lived in New York), but correct me if I'm wrong.

Wayward Vagabond
FTFY, but you're not wrong, either.
 

Y2K Baby

The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom???
True & Honest Fan
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99% sure that Rose being Jewish was just a popular headcanon (in part because she and her mom lived in New York), but correct me if I'm wrong.


FTFY, but you're not wrong, either.
I thought it was a meme because she's a (((psychologist))) who is defined by dishonesty, alcoholism, and carpet-munching.