What're the shittiest names you've ever heard? - Baby-Naming Thread

[eDove]

Ghetto names, white trash names, pretentious suburbanite names—anything goes. Do you hate a name just 'cause you hear it everywhere, it's the name of some bitch/asshole/brat, it's embarassing, or something about it just infuriates you? List it here.

I have an ever-growing list involving Nevaeh, Paisly, Finley, Peighton, a lot of cringe Soccer Mom names that I just want to die out already.

Some of the most WTF names I've heard are Blessent, Blessica, and Damiracle.

 

[Monolith]

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[Rupert Bear]

Chris

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

JKMNOP

Spoiler: How to say the fucking name

Noelle

 

[eDove]

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Ahh, fuck. I tried looking for this sort of thread before posting. I guess I wasn't using the right keywords. Thanks for this.

 

[Maskull]

I was acquainted with someone recently whose name is Saylor. Who does that to their daughter?

 

[Big Ruski]

If virginity had a name, it would be Sheldon.

 

[Thotalicious Chris]

Valvancidrack Jettson. The name of an older class men back in highschool.
(Vahl-Van—sid-wrack)

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Joshua
Conner
Luna

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Turd Ferguson

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Edmund" sounds like a brand of eggs.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

X AE X-XII

 

[Xenomorph]

Skylar
Taylor
Hunter
Jaxon
Jackson
Neveah
Jayden
Jalen
Mckenzie
Ashley
Ashlynn
Dalton
Eugene/a
Archer
Gage
Jurissa
Julisa
Payton

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Jurissa

[Jurassic Park theme]

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Dépanneur

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

There's a kid named Genesis at school.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

Crystal Metheny and Edward Cocaine

Former was arrested for firing a makeshift missile at a car and the latter fittingly, for drug possession.

 

[Toolbox]

There's a kid named Genesis at school.

Can he do what Nintendon't?

 

[Twinkletard]

I can't stand the name "Jared" or the variations of it like "Jarrod" and the like.

 

[Toolbox]

I can't stand the name "Jared" or the variations of it like "Jarrod" and the like.

Jared Fogle.