What's a ridiculous thing can you imagine Chris doing next? -

[iggleton]

The tomgirl saga for example kinda came out of nowhere, showing how insane and unpredictable Chris is. What's a crazy thing you can imagine Chris doing next? For example, I can see Chris using a wheelchair and pretending to need it. It would just be too perfect for him. He'd feel so special getting extra attention everywhere he went. And I'm sure he wouldn't think this would be a turn-off to women, because they are all true honest compassionate angels and would be infinitely attracted to the handsome man who needs their care and attention. Most importantly, it would mean he would never have to get up off his fat arse, because as you know, standing up is exercise.

 

[José Mourinho]

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Probably making something unusual made up of LEGO.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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Yeah, I'm going to say publicly revealing his torture chamber for Lego God.

 

[theobservdr]

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it really is hard to say, I do hope we get a troll who is a good talker that can somehow coerce Chris into well I guess starting a new saga, but that be unlikely if his mother put him on a very short leash.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Spoiler

Skinning barb alive, eating her pancreas in front of the two pups before sewing them together in a doggy centipede, smearing himself with motor oil and horse pheremones, burning down several neighbouring dwellings and then attacking a local preschool while wearing nothing but his mother's flayed hide as a loincloth and shrieking the balled of "revive zordon" as he indecently assaults the janitor

Thats what I can imagine him doing, but what I imagine him to likely do is to sit around and whine about how horrible his life is and how worthless his white knights are for not providing him pussy and hunting down every damn troll until the next "big shock" in his life rolls around either in the form of Barb keeling over or another brush with the law

mod edit: post quarantined

 

[Picklepower]

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Yeah, I'm going to say publicly revealing his torture chamber for Lego God.

That really annoys me, because when I was a Christian I would have thought, "He's just asking to go to Hell!" Which is funny because as a gay atheist, Chris would say I am beneath, his royal Autisticness, typical religious hypocrite.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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That really annoys me, because when I was a Christian I would have thought, "He's just asking to go to Hell!"

Who says he isn't already there? Every time he has to massage Barb's holey buttocks to keep the circulation going, he's in hell and he knows it.

 

[MrTroll]

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Secretly registering on BlackPlanet in the hopes of finding some sweet niggo china after finally coming to grips with the fact that the pretty white wimminz will never, ever be interested.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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Not getting Barb to a hospital in time.

Wait, that's not ridiculous...

 

[Picklepower]

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You saw how cool he was with Lars, yeah he's pretty hood. "Yo yo, I'm a high functioning Autistic, East side Tom gurl, that be needing some china!"

 

[LordCustos3]

TWA: Tomgirls wif Attitude - Straight Outta CWCville.

You saw how cool he was with Lars, yeah he's pretty hood. "Yo yo, I'm a high functioning Autistic, East side Tom gurl, that be needing some BIG BLACK CAWK! .....ya feel me? Naw, dawg, FEEL ME. Fuh Reels. I do anything if you would Feel Me....with your BIG BLACK CAWK! Word to ya mutha's holey buttocks."

There. Fixed that fuh ya.

Peace. I'm outta here.

 

[champthom]

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Denying the Holocaust happened. With the right prodding, I could see him make a video (assuming he went back to making videos) saying something like "You know, thinking about it, I don't think it actually happened.

That or going farther with his tomgirl stuff. Maybe enter full on transgendered territory, but in any case I can see him doing something bizarre with that and him justifying it because he's a tomgirl.

 

[fridgesrants]

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I could see him going on a road trip to see Anna if he and Barb have a fallin out.

 

[Picklepower]

I could see him going on a road trip to see Anna if he and Barb have a fallin out.

I'm imagining current hobo Chris, driving the cluttered Sonchu while, "Born to be Wild", plays in the background.

Denying the Holocaust happened. With the right prodding, I could see him make a video (assuming he went back to making videos) saying something like "You know, thinking about it, I don't think it actually happened".

That or going farther with his tomgirl stuff. Maybe enter full on transgendered territory, but in any case I can see him doing something bizarre with that and him justifying it because he's a tomgirl.

Send him a David Duke article about it LOL we know how well Chris is with citing reliable sources. Then he'd tie his, Micheal Snyder/Greene County/trolling conspiracy, to the banks as well. I'm not saying he would seek these things out, but I could see Chris falling for conspiracy theories easily, even the really dumb ones like the Denver Airport/alien base, one.

 

[Some JERK]

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Remember that Chris actually believes that Sonichu is real and exists in another universe, so him becoming a holocaust denier would pretty much peg the ridiculous-meter:

"this completely fictional story that i made up in my head actually happened"

"the holocaust is just a made up story. It never happened."

 

[Lady Houligan]

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Denying the Holocaust happened. With the right prodding, I could see him make a video (assuming he went back to making videos) saying something like "You know, thinking about it, I don't think it actually happened).

That or going farther with his tomgirl stuff. Maybe enter full on transgendered territory, but in any case I can see him doing something bizarre with that and him justifying it because he's a tomgirl.

Send him a David Duke article about it LOL we know how well Chris is with citing reliable sources. Then he'd tie his, Micheal Snyder/Greene County/trolling conspiracy, to the banks as well. I'm not saying he would seek these things out, but I could see Chris falling for conspiracy theories easily, even the really dumb ones like the Denver Airport/alien base, one.

Clearly this would just loop back to Megan's love of Nazi memorabilia and DUN DUN DUN all da twolls are DANG DIRTY NEO NAZIS.

 

[MrTroll]

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Denying the Holocaust happened. With the right prodding, I could see him make a video (assuming he went back to making videos) saying something like "You know, thinking about it, I don't think it actually happened).

That or going farther with his tomgirl stuff. Maybe enter full on transgendered territory, but in any case I can see him doing something bizarre with that and him justifying it because he's a tomgirl.

Does Chris even know what the Holocaust is? I don't think the Goosebumps books he spent his time reading during history class covered it much.

 

[Sakamoto]

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If I were a gambling man, and had to put a wager on Chris' next big adventure, I'd put my money on him getting arrested again. Chris has this idea that he doesn't need to follow rules if they inconvenience him.

 

[MrTroll]

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He's been arrested, what, 4 times now? Doesn't seem like much of an adventure at this point. Just a day on the town.

 

[Sakamoto]

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Does Chris even know what the Holocaust is? I don't think the Goosebumps books he spent his time reading during history class covered it much.

Anything Chris knows about history comes from movies/TV. Nazi Germany is as real to him as Mary Poppins. Since the Holocaust has been referred to on Family Guy I'm sure that's about how familiar he is with it.