Big ass pizza with what you want on it or big ass booty with cheeks that can clap thunder?
Hard decision in more ways than one.
Hard decision in more ways than one.
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Elwood P. Dowd
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Food.
A pizza won't yell at you when you fall asleep as she's repeating tedious stories about the politicking going on at the office for the 800th time. I normally don't give a shit and after sex I REALLY don't give a shit.
A pizza won't yell at you when you fall asleep as she's repeating tedious stories about the politicking going on at the office for the 800th time. I normally don't give a shit and after sex I REALLY don't give a shit.
Strange Wilderness
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I thought sex already involved a lot of eating out?
A bowl of hot and spicy noodles is hotter than sex.
The best sex of your life is better than the best food of your life.
Most of the food of your life will be better than most of the sex of your life.
Honestly staring from the mountains above Bissone across the [lake?/river?] at Melide in summer time and smelling the air is more often better than sex, and its probably cheaper than dating some beautiful woman into loving you enough to want to reward you with the best night of your life. I'm genuinely struggling to think which is the better goal to reasonable set for the average guy? In fact, for most people, the best most romanticized women are just not attainable, but the best tasting food always is.
Mind you, the real question for a lot of people is: which is better a full body massage or scratching the most annoying itch of your life? Like one you would kill someone for a wooden backscratcher to reach if you can't get a spot on your back. The answer depends more on your life than who you are or who you want to be, its difficult to answer. I suspect a lot of food/massage or itch/sex people but not a lot of food/itch (unless they real fat though) or itch/massage people.
Most of the food of your life will be better than most of the sex of your life.
Honestly staring from the mountains above Bissone across the [lake?/river?] at Melide in summer time and smelling the air is more often better than sex, and its probably cheaper than dating some beautiful woman into loving you enough to want to reward you with the best night of your life. I'm genuinely struggling to think which is the better goal to reasonable set for the average guy? In fact, for most people, the best most romanticized women are just not attainable, but the best tasting food always is.
Mind you, the real question for a lot of people is: which is better a full body massage or scratching the most annoying itch of your life? Like one you would kill someone for a wooden backscratcher to reach if you can't get a spot on your back. The answer depends more on your life than who you are or who you want to be, its difficult to answer. I suspect a lot of food/massage or itch/sex people but not a lot of food/itch (unless they real fat though) or itch/massage people.
This would be an interesting question for Dahmer.
Sex is good until the post nut clarity hits.
Food is always good and won’t demand child support or alimony
Food is always good and won’t demand child support or alimony
Have you ever had homemade peach cobbler? Holy shit.
I like how everyone here is pretending they’ve ever had sex.....
Yeah but has a pizza ever made you cum
Do you really want me to answer that?
hey man it's between you and that large deep-dish with pepperoni and sausage as far as I'm concerned
Damien Thorne
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Gourmet sushi served on the naked body of a beautiful female.
Food may be good but I've never had a bowl of cereal blow me.
Until that day comes, I pick sex.
Until that day comes, I pick sex.
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