WHAT'S IN MY BAG | OCT 2017 -

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If that is a new bag, I don't get why she has old stuff in it, and she acts like oh, I just had this in here, but she didn't have the bag back then.

Why the F is she carrying around her life savings? I think she's afraid of her bank account being garnished, perhaps because of not paying taxes.

And to carry it all around like that, and put it in a video...next video...someone stole my purse, and I had everything in there, my birth certificate, my life savings, social security card, and the "proofs" my bag is real.

Those glasses are gonna get smashed in the side pocket, and they do suit her face, because they cover most of it.

Claims she paid 80 dollars for this bag.

Edit: After seeing that AL does not trust banks and carries her savings and all her personal documents in a purse without a zipper (and we all know she's prone to leaving purses in her car, and wallets in shopping carts) I wonder how likely it is she might fake a theft for sympathy, or to drive a wedge between Becky and Eric, or accuse Becky of stealing as an excuse to leave...It just seems a little bit contrived how she opened up her wallet and flashed all that moo la, and also mentioned how the bag doesn't close fully so things will fall out, "but that's OK." What does she have up her sleeve? I wonder....
 
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Ambaby

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*Cat ears:autism:
*The book The Mountain Between Us. At the time this was filmed it was prior to the release date of the movie, which was October 6.
*She carries all her cash since banks are sketch because people always get hacked. "It happens y'all"
 

CindyChafe

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View attachment 296715 If that is a new bag, I don't get why she has old stuff in it, and she acts like oh, I just had this in here, but she didn't have the bag back then.

Why the F is she carrying around her life savings? I think she's afraid of her bank account being garnished, or of taxes.

And to carry it all around like that, and put it in a video...next video...someone stole my purse, and I had everything in there, my birth certificate, my life savings, social security card, and the "proofs" my bag is real.

Edit: After seeing that AL does not trust banks and carries her savings and all her personal documents in a purse without a zipper (and we all know she's prone to leaving purses in her car, and wallets in shopping carts) I wonder how likely it is she might fake a theft for sympathy, or to drive a wedge between Becky and Eric, or accuse Becky of stealing as an excuse to leave...It just seems a little bit contrived how she opened up her wallet and flashed all that moo la, and also mentioned how the bag doesn't close fully so things will fall out, "but that's OK." What does she have up her sleeve? I wonder....


It's like she's never heard of FDIC insurance.

I agree this was some sort of beginning of a stunt she's going to pull, dropping those breadcrumbs.

Amberlynn... flexing like Ricegum y'all.

Also didn't she claim to not have a bank account/debit card like less than a few months ago?
 

hotcheetospuffs

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I love that she just literally gives out the purse snatcher's necessary plan of attack to get that money on her own volition in exchange for nine minutes of their criminal existence in return.
She's such an easy target too. What's she gonna do? Chase after the person? Send Becky to chase after?

Hey purse thieves, wait a month till she gets her new Iphone X.

I tried to find that Steve Madden bag online, and I can't for the life of me... I wonder if she's saying the suggested retail price, or the sale price at TJ maxx, becase 80 seems steep for last season Steve Madden. (Hilarious she likes this brand, in Wolf of Wallstreet they describe Steve Maddens as "fat girl shoes")
 

Dr.Research

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I like how she thinks the brand is too cheap to knock off. $80 is still a decent chunk of change and I guarantee a stroll around your local Chinatown will yield you some Stevan Maddin.
If only she lived someplace with a Chinatown. We'd get some awesome video where she buys a totally legit Prada bag for $35.
 

Bob Loblaw

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I tried to find that Steve Madden bag online, and I can't for the life of me... I wonder if she's saying the suggested retail price, or the sale price at TJ maxx, becase 80 seems steep for last season Steve Madden. (Hilarious she likes this brand, in Wolf of Wallstreet they describe Steve Maddens as "fat girl shoes")
Here it is on eBay for 91.00.
 

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Good thing she paid $80 for an out of season designer bag instead of sending a $2 letter to her mom a month+ ago when she was diagnosed with cancer. I'm not saying her mom was a nice person or even worth the postage stamp but it's just nice to see Amberlynn has her priorities straight you know? Good thing she can buy marked off designer bags and go to the Cheesecake Factory every 24 hours but can't hold a job or scope out an apartment where she can take her cats instead of dumping them on a couple of strangers. Good thing she doesnt work full time hours or have any hobbies otherwise we wouldn't know she has lip balm and a movie stub in her purse. It's really just refreshing to see somebody with genuine priorities.
 

hotcheetospuffs

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The stupid thing is she didn't have that purse when she went to see "It", she put the stub in there. And it's not like she needs it to write in her journal because her journal is at home, not in her purse. She wants so badly to have interesting items in her purse but doesn't want to take the time or the effort to make new memories with her new purse. It's cute to find an old stub in a bag or a pocket if you didn't plant it there.

And I also think she carries an empty spray because a full one would be too heavy. And I don't think she gives a crap about that book, just wants to show interest in something of Becky's, when it's so obvious Becky bores her to death.
 

London Raine

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I really didn't think this bitch could get any dumber.
I was wrong.

Agreed - I think she carries the social and birth certificate around as some sort of ID vs. going to the DMV. I've never heard of anything more stupid in my life. Someone could steal her identify, and her cash, in a hot minute.
 
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