WHAT'S IN MY FRIDGE & DATE NIGHT!!!!!!! 08/25/2019 -

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Alleging she must "quadruple" the medication
Says she has an A in college "math" but asks Becky what is quad, is it 4?
1.5 hours from house
Food at Olive Garden
Says their card got ganked by the bank
Becky locked keys in the car
This sounds like the time they had the frozen yogurt/ice cream --timeline??
More storm talk

We are further back in the timeline, comrades.

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

Love that the eyeshadow she got is brown. Because AL needs more dark circles around her eyes.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Based on the all-caps and 6 exclamation points, BipolarLynn is posting a MANIC video instead of a lower-case "depressed" video.

Recap upcoming. Edit: RECAP!


WHAT’S IN MY FRIDGE & DATE NIGHT!!!!!! - 8/25/2019 (Day 68 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- "Yesterday's vlog" included the grocery haul and the cat bed. Thanks, TimelineLynn!

- WaddleLynn tries to "sneak up" on cats using the cat bed. (The rhythmic shaking of the fucking foundation is usually a dead giveaway she's approaching.)

- Heavy breathing from those 30 seconds of being upright, but we're journeying to get the cats MORE WATER. Not seen: giving the cats water.

- SHE IS NOW EXHAUSTED. (From claims of "putting stuff away", not the 60 seconds of upright waddling we all saw on video before she plopped down to film more quality content.)

- Oh fuck, it's another Ipsy bag for her to fingerslather all over her moonface in a future video (will there be time? THERE MIGHT BE ONLY 6 VIDEOS LEFT!)

IPSY HAUL:
Hand moisturizer (will not fix dem BeetusPaws, and too much surface area for that one small tube to cover) *immediately shoves her pignose into it to test if it can be used as emergency food*
Roller lash black mascara
Nail polish *waggles the shitty shitty fingernails with 10% polish coverage left*
Cotton candy blusher (doesn't film her sniffing the powder to see if it might taste like cotton candy)
Chamomile "hot tea" eyeshadow

- "Do you hear Twinkie's paws?" (YEA WE ALL HEAR TWINKIE STORR'S UNCLIPPED NAILS YOU HAMBEAST MONSTER)

WHAT'S IN MAH FRIDGE? (HigHlY rEQuEstEd!)
- (MY) Milk
- Diet Coke (MINE)
- Water (MINE)
- Eygs (MINE)
- (THIS IS MINE) Neuro Sleep Water (for her hard time sleepeen/nappeen)
- Sugar-free Jelly (IS MINE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY USE IT)
- Kung Pao Stir-Fry Sauce
- Soy Sauce (MINE)
- Sriracha (MINE)
- Olives (I THINK ARE MINE AS WELL)
- Peppers (MINE)
- Honey Dijon Mustard (THIS IS MINE)
- Spinach (MINE)
- Chicken Sausages (MINE)
- Apples (MINE)
- Feta Cheese (MINE)
- Some Onion and Bell Pepper (ALSO MINE)
- Pepper Jack Spread (THIS IS MINE)
- Some of this Jell-O Stuff (IS MINE)
- (I HAVE) Frozen Veggies
- (I HAVE) Turkey Burgers
- Two Bags of Mediterranean Chickpea Veggie Patty Thing
- Some Roasted Red Potatoes
- Italian-Style Protein Blend

"The camera's about to die so imma hurree" (No, Hamber, YOU'RE DYING from being upright long enough to point at all the MINE foods)

- "Itchy Eye Situation" which she blames on petting her cats.

- "My eyes look crazy right now" (incoming new moonface icons for Kiwi Farmers!)

- "Who texted me? MAH FRAND DANA you know who Dana is!"

- Eric was going to return some things but somehow was convinced to gift them to Hamber because BODY CREAM/LOTION SMELL GOOD and SHOWER GEL and FRAGRANT MIST. (A small price to pay, Eric, for the chance of her using something to help mask the gunt-reek, right?)

- New day! Post-slathereen-of-makeup HamberLynn with curtain-tassel "earrings"!

- "I want to try making these vlogs LONGER" (FUCK YOU HAMBER, NOBODY WANTS ANY OF YOUR VLOGS! YOU JUST WANT THE EXTRA ADS!)

- Psychiatrist appointment today! She claims the psychiatrist always ups her dosage, but she's already at TRIPLE per the PLAN that was stated WEEKS ago, so... why would that even happen?

- New "dress", complete with cat hair! She is apparently a PORPLE GORL today. (Hamber, if you want to do your little "body tour" shit, SHOW US DEM LEEEEYYYYGS!)

- Now we're in the car. It's somehow eight hours later. Well, guess the mood stabilizer WAS upped to 4x the original dosage. (LiterateLynn knows "double, triple, quadruple" because it's the magnitudes with which she orders foods.)

- "You wouldn't know that I got an A+ in college math. Well, it was an A." (No, we wouldn't.)

- Necky and Hamber drove an hour and a half to OLIVE GARDEN (incoming claims of swelleen from that car ride, not the amounts of carbs shoveled into her gaping maw)

- Bank card didn't work (security reasons?) so THANK GOODNESS Hamber carries that FAT STACK OF CASH!

- Then ANOTHER trip to Orange Leaf for FROZEN YOGURT. But Necky locked the keys in the car and they had to call a tow-truck and IT COST $45!!!

- StormchaserLynn captures CLOUDS on film and manages to EDIT IN the photo!

- She remembered to end the video! Shelf-ass-pats all around!

TL;DR: Mini Ipsy haul, PossessiveLynn lays claim to all her foods, and there is zero footage of "Date Night" that went poorly thanks to "bad luck".

 

[Lame Entropy]

She must be showing us her fridge post-binge so that there's less crap food in there.

 

[whammy]

hey guize, here’s all the healthy food in my fridge. anyway, becky and i are going out to eat on a date night(:

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

guys she put away sssoooooooo many clothes would you leave her the fuck alone?

 

[ADHD]

Archive:

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amber, why did you steal Ariel's voice?

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

What's in her fridge? I don't know, she empties the damn thing every three hours.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Two fat layabouts who don't go to work and don't have children. Isn't every night basically date night?

 

[Twinkie]

She must be extra swolleeeen in this video.

Becky's jawline looks sculpted in comparison.

 

[smallmilk]

"I can't stop listening to Don't Cry by Little Wayne and extention"

Lmao

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

"it smells like regular lotion, i don't see a difference" - amberlynn reid, queen of skincare

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Yawn. Skip.

 

[smallmilk]

Boob shot for Destiny <3

Jingle blob

 

[DuckSucker]

Based on the all-caps and 6 exclamation points, BipolarLynn is posting a MANIC video instead of a lower-case "depressed" video.

Recap upcoming.

Well apparently she fucking quadrupled her medication which no doctor anywhere would ever suggest. You dont have to do it, it isnt always the worst to start on higher doses of medication, but psych doctors will always start you on the lowest dose and see you in like a month or so to see how it's working before adjusting it up, just out of practice.

Then again it was just posted so is she manic now, or when the video was made? Im not positive but I think youtube allows you to mass upload shit and then just schedule a release date, so she could have mass uploaded this during her first "100 'days of' videos", and just be letting them trickle out.

Amber, why did you steal Ariel's voice?

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I am loving these fucking auto-captions. I get that youre commenting about Ursula but fuck; "Becky's (supple) tongue teased my golf ball sized hemorrhoids."

Google is trolling. This is like "Fifty Shades of Vomit in the Toilet".

 

[Dry Gorl]

Around 6:30, when she gets a message from "MuH fRAyyEend, Dana".... Why are they even texting each other? Bitch there better be some tea when D&D move to Kentucky, that will be the only interesting thing that's happened for months.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Everytime I see her she just keeps getting fatter and fatter

A three hour round trip to go to fucking Olive Garden...fucking amazing.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Around 6:30, when she gets a message from "MuH fRAyyEend, Dana".... Why are they even texting each other? Bitch there better be some tea when D&D move to Kentucky, that will be the only interesting thing that's happened for months.

her and dusty probably need money for groceries

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

Amber it's not just a matter of what's in your fridge, it's about how many times you called uber eats or sent Becky to fetch pizza.