There's no way she could get the lotion all over her skin, so getting the hose would be the closest thing to a good wash she's had in years. This would work out well for all.
I would pay my life-savings just to see the fear and desperation of her trying to escape the car as she tries to awaken Becky.Becky is going to either have a massive heart attack or stroke at the wheel one day carting AL to her next feed.
She absolutely cannot fit in a theatre seat. She probably can’t even make it up the gentle incline in most theatres.It's pretty sad all they can ever do for a "date" is drive to a restaurant and feast. They can't go for a walk in the park, they can't hike, they can't explore somewhere that involves walking, they can't go to a theme park because she won't fit on the rides.. the list goes on and on. Can she still fit in a movie theater seat? Amberlynn did go mini-golfing last July but I remember she was sweating like a hog and said "I'm literally dying y'all" and in Eric's vlog of the same outing, she was filmed multiple times sitting down. She can't do anything but eat and giggle.
Mate. Thumby is what....? Sixty? Seventy pounds lighter in this screenshot? Now that's just sad. I imgine the reason we never saw that 'tarded cartoon lanyard again is because it no longer fits around her bulging, blubbery, fatty-fat blob of lard that has completely bloated over her whole head and face. Just like Aunt Marge a la the Harry Potter films; It stretched out to the edges of its bursting seams and then just.....pop!Not only did Becky most definitely get an earful about inadvertently locking the keys in the car (after chauffering Amber 1-1/2 hours with a headache, under the guise of a "romantic" date night), she's likely never going to hear the end of it from Amber who is going to bitch about that money and the inconvenience of it for all eternity.
Perhaps we'll be treated to a reemergence of that keychain lanyard Becky used to proudly sport but is likely buried deep under a pile of too-tight Hot Topic tees, jorts that she's grown out of and a mountain of Amber's giant hair bows.
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Jesus you gorls are just killing me now, lmao.For us old people:
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Playing weight 335lbs
Almost 300lbs lighter than Amber