WHAT'S IN MY FRIDGE & DATE NIGHT!!!!!!! 08/25/2019 -

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EAT A PIECE OF FRUIT YOU FAT FUCK!
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Several months ago I saw some bullshit and took a picture of it to share with my friends. We all had a good laugh and one even asked "what does that mean?" The answer is that it means nothing and is marketing bullshit. I went about my business and never thought I'd think about it again.

Lo and behold, Amber pulls an Essentia water bottle out of her fridge and raves about how you need pH balanced water again and only now am I reminded. So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, some bullshit.
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"Too pure to be tested by pH strips" is not a thing.
 

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Crossposting from the haydur thread but this video dates back to June.
Not to PL or be a total sperg, but the date on an egg carton is a "Best By" date. Eggs stay fresh up to a few weeks after that date. Also, they weren't part of the GROCERY HAUL, so they were likely already in there but are still "MINE" and owned by PossessiveLynn. Their existence in the fridge doesn't mean anything about the timeline. Just that they aren't super quick to throw out slightly-old eggs because the HamBeast would throw the hissiest of fits if anyone touches "MINE" stuff.

The true carbon dating of this video is "the thumbnail" - by which I mean her shitty eroding fingernail polish. This is a July vid, deffo. Not "EyggGate" by any means.
 

RemoveKebab

Orange Chicken Bad. Cheeto Amber.
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Not to PL or be a total sperg, but the date on an egg carton is a "Best By" date. Eggs stay fresh up to a few weeks after that date. Also, they weren't part of the GROCERY HAUL, so they were likely already in there but are still "MINE" and owned by PossessiveLynn. Their existence in the fridge doesn't mean anything about the timeline. Just that they aren't super quick to throw out slightly-old eggs because the HamBeast would throw the hissiest of fits if anyone touches "MINE" stuff.

The true carbon dating of this video is "the thumbnail" - by which I mean her shitty eroding fingernail polish. This is a July vid, deffo. Not "EyggGate" by any means.
My question is if she eats 2 aaayyyyyyggggggsss and 3 fully cooked bacons every day, there would not be eggs that old in the house as Possissivelynn would eat through a dozen in 6 days.
 
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Several months ago I saw some bullshit and took a picture of it to share with my friends. We all had a good laugh and one even asked "what does that mean?" The answer is that it means nothing and is marketing bullshit. I went about my business and never thought I'd think about it again.

Lo and behold, Amber pulls an Essentia water bottle out of her fridge and raves about how you need pH balanced water again and only now am I reminded. So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, some bullshit.
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"Too pure to be tested by pH strips" is not a thing.
That’s fucking hilarious. That’s not how pH works, at all. I’ve never seen a more blatant way of saying “please don’t call us on our bullshit gimmick”.
 
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My question is if she eats 2 aaayyyyyyggggggsss and 3 fully cooked bacons every day, there would not be eggs that old in the house as Possissivelynn would eat through a dozen in 6 days.
She doesn't eat them. She loves the fact that she has enough willpower to skip breakfast (read: she loves to sleep into the afternoon and doesn't enjoy traditional breakfast foods and opts for takeout instead). The only time she proudly talks about eating breakfast is when everyone's onto her bullshit and she needs to lure in more gullible viewers as she cycles into another diet.
Amber isn't the smartest or most hygenic and cautious of gals--she let a jar of protein bars expire--so the eggs don't mean much other than she's too negligent to throw them away.
 

ALRisAnnoying

I’m a dainty gorl in a dainty world
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This video: “I have trouble sleeping”

A couple videos ago: “I just slept for eleven hours”

NarcissistLynn talking about how her eyes look different. Shoot me in the face.

Dark spots in the iris of the eye are usually nothing but can be from melanoma, copper toxicity, or overexposure to sunlight. I don’t seriously think ALR is suffering from any of these but how would we know? She hasn’t seen an optometrist in years. I think she was just pointing her eyes out to get compliments. Sooo pretty, Gorl. I almost forgot you’re 600 pounds.
 
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Not to PL or be a total sperg, but the date on an egg carton is a "Best By" date. Eggs stay fresh up to a few weeks after that date. Also, they weren't part of the GROCERY HAUL, so they were likely already in there but are still "MINE" and owned by PossessiveLynn. Their existence in the fridge doesn't mean anything about the timeline. Just that they aren't super quick to throw out slightly-old eggs because the HamBeast would throw the hissiest of fits if anyone touches "MINE" stuff.

The true carbon dating of this video is "the thumbnail" - by which I mean her shitty eroding fingernail polish. This is a July vid, deffo. Not "EyggGate" by any means.
None of that matters she's a huge baby and will throw out anything past its date or even approaching its date. They do matter in the timeline because there is literally a date on them.
 

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Is this a more recent video? I swear Ipsy was only $10 and within the last week they've raised their monthly price to $12/month. She said her Ipsy bag was $11. NVM I found out she's opening her July Ipsy bag, still a month behind on videos. I had hope for a minute she was more current.
 
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None of that matters she's a huge baby and will throw out anything past its date or even approaching its date. They do matter in the timeline because there is literally a date on them.
There's a date on her too, and I'm not talking about a "best of" date in this case.
 
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