What's in my purse | May 2020 - 05/26/20 - The bottom of the barrel content continues...

[RemoveKebab]

Up close shot of the beetus knuckle:


She has a purse in her purse


Yo dawg I heard you like purses so I put a purse inside yo purse.


Of course Amber's multivitamins are gummies because she is emotionally 12 years old.


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[Lesbian Sleepover]

Who else did an "un-pursing" video recently ?

 

[hourglass figure]

Is she gonna flash $1.5k whatever money again?

ETA: nope. Wallet is now an ipsy bag.

Also... because everyone told her "Drs don't want to spend time on you" she isn't gonna bother with her 3rd opinion/getting her hand checked.

That's right, if something happens it's gonna be everyone else's fault she didn't bother to follow through with treatment.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

The shirt really compliments the shade of her knuckle and neck crud.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Maybe my brain has gone soft but hasn't she done this exact same video a couple of times in the past?

Must be hard to come up with new video ideas when you live such an exciting and fulfilling life.

 

[Dainty_Queen]

This video is super staged and no one is surprised but the fact that Hamber keeps her medication that she needs to take daily for her "mental", in a giant purse, during a lockdown, thats the lolcow in her. She just wanted to show her medication and say "4 Muh ANXIety n BiPOlar."

 

[Turd Fergusson]

With her nail polish still intact, this was filmed early May.

 

[Like so Raw you Guys]

Same hair, earrings, and shirt as her Tik Toks from May 11th.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

That thing on her hand looks like an infected insect bite or sting. She should put some cortisone-containing ointment on it.

 

[Azshara]

for someone who claims to be so afraid of the chinese virus, you'd think she would have at least one thing of hand sanitizer, instead of a bunch of useless shit and fragrance items to cover her fatty odor.
dirty bitch, i bet she doesn't even wash her hands

 

[Snusmumriken]

That’s our Amber, can’t be assed to exercise even her brain for two seconds to think of a new video idea.

I’m pretty sure the point of a “What’s in my purse” video is not a “what’s in my purse at this exact moment” but more of a “what kinds of things do I keep in my purse” as it speaks to your personality/daily life/etc. You can’t very well do it over and over again. This dumb bitch can’t think beyond what otHeR yOUtUbeRs are doing.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i can understand keeping a roll-on perfume or travel atomizer in your bag. you put your perfume on at the beginning of the day, and then maybe later on you want to refresh it for any after-work plans. i can even understand keeping deodorant on you if you're an especially sweaty haydur and you've got a long day ahead of you.

but let's count how many "smelly-goods" amber keeps in her massive gunt purse

-full size bath and body works fragrance spray
-gucci bamboo hand lotion
-gucci bamboo roll-on perfume
-deodorant
-curious by britney spears hand lotion
-fantasy by britney spears perfume spray

and this is everything she needs for a wommart run/lunch at chilis so she doesn't suffocate everyone around her with her body odor. imagine if she actually went to a job for 9 hours.

"i love smelly good [sic]. people are like 'oh my goddd you're so fat so you stink.' that's not how it works. you stink if you don't clean yourself"

okay so you're admitting you don't clean yourself because you carry around the entire walmart fragrance aisle with you in your purse?

 

[Ducky!]

I don’t think Amberlynn knows that you have to USE the perfume to smell better, not just lug it around. She got that Gucci bamboo lotion and perfume kit forever ago

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Why she have so much shit in her purse? She doesnt leave the fucking house except to eat out

 

[Aldora]

Why she have so much shit in her purse? She doesnt leave the fucking house except to eat out

Amber is all about excess and gluttony(whether it be food based or misc items)

 

[YOUR MOM]

Who gets an allergic reaction on their palm? Dusty's pussy must be toxic as fuck.

eta: Idk if this is from before or after the totally intense pants-on 1500lbs of lesbian orgy. Maybe Amber finally lost enough lbs to wipe herself and this is the result.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

What fucking year is this? 2009? She's really doing the "I'm a quirky vlogger girl uwu" trend from a decade ago? AGAIN??

Of course we all know this video is a backdoor pilot for her to show off her vitamins and "medicine."
"See, y'all...? I really am mental! Mah depreshon! Muh anxieteeee..."
She couldn't be any more transparent if she was made of glass.

Also, that wound on her hand is clearly infected. But, that'll happen if you sleep in a bed with roaches, and never bother to wash your goddamn hands.

 

[Meygen]

Loved the part where she liberally applies the Gucci perfume all over her chin/neck.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

The only reason a barely-mobile deathfat like Albert can carry a fucking suitcase like that is that she never has to lug it around. Her giganto butt either stays in the car while Beggy runs her errands or she plops it in the basket of a cart. If we can't see laayyyrrgs then I'd watch 30 minutes of her walking, carrying that thing.

eta: that "rash" is nothing. A doctor would tell her to put some hydrocortisone cream on it and keep it clean.

 

[Frogamber]

I personally never understood these videos, do people have one purse they always use or are there multiple prepackaged bags around? I grab whatever I need when I am leaving, why would I always carry so much shit. Plus she is not leaving the house why are her medication and multivitamin in there? If she was working that would make sense as she could take them at work but she's always home ugh! I am getting a headache from overthinking this...

It's not the Gucci perfume that smells different on her it's her musk.