What's so special about UAE? -

Schwachkopf

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I get told about it being the most richest country ever without any explanation, and how it got the most tallest building that literally nobody gives a shit about. What's really good and bad about UAE and why it's so special for "rich" towelheads?


By the way, i live there, it's always sunny as if the holocaust never ended.
 

Schwachkopf

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It has great hotels, restaurants, parks and it's one of the few places in the Middle East that Non-Muslims can drink alcoholic beverages without getting arrested or killed.

That's interesting, i've never had a chance to taste the wine so i don't know what's delicious about these drinks.
 

Schwachkopf

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wait what
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Get in the oven.
 

Piss Clam

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Something about the UAE brings out the bloodthirsty bastard in me. I swear, if I were to find a magic lamp, wish #1 would be to turn the UAE into a post-apocalyptic Mad Max wasteland. Time to weld some crazy fucking spikes and rocket boosters to your solid gold Ferraris, you shitheads.

It already is a wasteland. Take away the oil and natural gas and you've got nothing. To their credit they are trying to diversify their economy, but you still live in a wasteland.
 

neverendingmidi

it just goes on and on and on and on...
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I liked the water park near that weird sail building/hotel. Having water jets shoot you up ramps rather than climbing steps to get to the top was fun.

Plus it wasn't Bahrain. When those are your only two choices of destinations, that counts for a lot.
 
It already is a wasteland. Take away the oil and natural gas and you've got nothing. To their credit they are trying to diversify their economy, but you still live in a wasteland.

I wish someone with magic powers could just snap their fingers and remove all of the gas/oil reserves on UAE territory in a flash. I would love to watch their economy implode after all the hubris we've seen from that place.
 

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I wish someone with magic powers could just snap their fingers and remove all of the gas/oil reserves on UAE territory in a flash. I would love to watch their economy implode after all the hubris we've seen from that place.

Some say the reason we (the US) are interfering in Syria is so a natural gas pipeline can be extended across through Syria to service the EU, while minimizing Russian gas imports.

That is what...some say...and some would mention the UAE as one of the sources.
 
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