What’s stopping us from invading and pillaging France? -

[IAmNotAlpharius]

It’s a Germanic tradition that sadly has fallen to the wayside. I don’t know where we went astray but it’s something we should restart for the sake of our children and grandchildren. We need to get back on track and resume that hallowed custom. Iraq was a good start but it’s hard to measure up to the plunder, cuisine, and women of France.

 

[axfaxf]

The Saracens beat us to it. And frankly, they´re doing a much better job at the pillaging part.

 

[Jabroni]

France is already being pillaged, all we need to do is to wait until it's free for the taking.

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

They're smelly.

 

[millais]

Their nuclear capabilities are a credible deterrent.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The Saracens beat us to it. And frankly, they´re doing a much better job at the pillaging part.

They’re having all the fun without us.

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these…

Their nuclear capabilities are a credible deterrent.

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

It’s a Germanic tradition that sadly has fallen to the wayside. I don’t know where we went astray but it’s something we should restart for the sake of our children and grandchildren. We need to get back on track and resume that hallowed custom. Iraq was a good start but it’s hard to measure up to the plunder, cuisine, and women of France.

If the snail eaters show concern for tradition like the Roman's, they'll have invited in the invaders. They invited in Mo's lads for sure.

 

[Not Really Here]

Another two decades of war in an Islamic nation?
Pass.

 

[GrinningCat]

Because who tf cares about France?

 

[DeadFish]

Theres a few pacific islands you can try out on

 

[Madre Muerte]

The U.N

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The U.N

 

[Cope or Rope]

The Mudslimes are already doing that.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

Why are you discussing this here instead of upping your charisma, growing a cool mustache and just roll up to their border and beyond.

While you're at it, please use that unfuckable lardass Merkel as a hood ornament in Minecraft, thanks.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Not enough oil.

 

[Dysnomia]

Think about it: It's France. The aftermath will only be disappointment and national shame when we all collectively go "Who the hell wants France? Eww".

 

[Milkis]

Their nuclear capabilities are a credible deterrent.

I believe the reasoning behind France's deterrent was "we have just enough to destroy five cities, and five Soviet cities are not worth France as a prize"

Luckily for us, we have Detroit, Minneapolis, Atlanta, NY and LA

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Isn’t it already in the process of being invaded and pillaged?

 

[Stoneheart]

Their nuclear capabilities are a credible deterrent.

Im sure if you will find a majority of Americans willing to take a nuke on D. in exchange for France, or a used Corrola....

 

[Techpriest]

I'll get the longboats ready