Duck. I went in for a third share of a local farmer's flock and got some wonderful duck eggs, then at slaughter time I ended up with five whole ducks and a bunch of packages of breasts, legs, offal and bones for my freezer. The problem is that I just fucking love duck and now that I have a freezer full of it I can't stop eating it. The whole haul will gone by January at this rate. Quack quack.