What's the anti-drunk driving slogan in your state/country? -

[Pikonic]

Hey Kiwis, Pikonic here sitting in the car as the man drives us through the beautiful state of Arizona. Recently we passed under a highway sign that read "Drive hammered, get nailed." It's their anti-drunk driving slogan. We had a good chuckle because it's funnier and more blunt than our slogan in CT, "Drive sober or get pulled over." Before that it was "Over the limit, under arrest."
It got me thinking that there must be oodles of other slogans. So what do you guys see on the highway and PSAs?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Ours is "drive sober or get pulled over" too. I thought that was the case everywhere!

 

[Red]

Ours is Zero in Wisconsin, because we have super lax drunk driving laws, so much so that there is a drunk driving related death at least once every day. A couple years ago, it was the first time that there were less than 500 drunk driving-related deaths since like, the goddamn 1940's. Don't live here.
Basically, the slogan is a vain plea to go 24 hours without a drunk farmer macerating a guy with his combine on the highway. (yes, people drive their combines on the highway... yes, it's as terrible as it sounds)

 

[Tookie]

Around here we have the drunk driving signs along the urban corridor, but once you get about 15 miles into the rural parts of the state they switch to meth and domestic violence signs.

 

[Spooky_Scary]

In Hong Kong it's "If you drink, you don't drive!"

never a problem since MTR was my designated driver.

 

[Sussuro]

"Don't drink and drive". This is part of the "Arrive Alive" campaign though, which also warns that "Speed kills".

Most people tend to ignore both and we have prominent figures like the Police Commissioner crashing into someone's house at like 200km/h and being so drunk he doesn't remember doing it.

 

[Sigyn]

I'm sure its something like
"Dont drink and drive, or desert tarantulas will eat you alive"
"When they find your sun-scorched, rancid corpse in a ditch, it better not be because of a DUI. Drive safe."
Or Something to that effect

 

[Cuck Norris]

"If you see something, say something."
They encourage people to break the law by using their phone while driving to snitch on someone that might not even be drunk.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

"hold my beer."

 

[Surtur]

"hold my beer."

That is how it is here in Arkansas as well, except it also ends with "This is go into be cool"

 

[ForTheHoard]

I'm in Washington state and I don't recall what ours is, but when I tried googling it I came up with this...

http://www.thinkslogans.com/slogans/anti-alcohol-slogans/drunk-driving-slogans/

 

[Ariel]

'if you drink and drive, you're a bloody idiot'

If you drive home from bars, feel free to PM me. I can send you the before and after induced coma and extensive neurosurgery photos of my friend who drove home from a bar one night.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

In my country, the sign simply says "Will Not serve if you're 17"

The roads are all too short around here to really worry about drunk driving.

 

[Holdek]

In Texas it's "Drink. Drive. Go to jail." Which to me is kind of ineffective because as a consequence of being clever it reads as imperative instead of conditional, and even if read as conditional offers a choice to people whose judgement is impaired.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Australia has a lot of slogans.
"Don't Drink and Drive" ads are everywhere but this one for speeding is beast: