What's the best solution for male pattern baldness? -


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There is no solution for the individual. This lack of solution for the individual provides a solution for the rest of the species though, as over time baldness will be bred out of the human genome. Women who refuse to breathe the same air as a man with thin hair live on the front lines of this conflict, and are Heroes.


Scientifically speaking, going bald simply means that a man is attracted to other men in a sexual way. There is nothing wrong with this, it is perfectly natural and you should simply embrace your desires by embracing another man's schlong.