What's the biggest mistake Chris ever made? -

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iggleton

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I think uploading his second ever captain's log video in August 2008 was a big mistake. (http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27 ... _3rd,_2008)

In his first captain's log in November 2007 (http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27 ... _7th,_2007) he portrayed himself as an innocent misunderstood victim of trolling, and came across as eccentric but pretty calm and basically a harmless idiot. In his second captain's log in Aug 2008 he explodes with fury about his ED page still being up and about the breakdown in his relationship with Megan, blaming it all on the trolls. It resulted in numerous classic lines and was just hilarious to watch. If he hadn't uploaded that video, the ED page would probably have stayed up, but the trolling wouldn't have gotten so out of hand. He showed a completely different side to himself. Trolls just want a reaction and in that video Chris give them an hilarious one, and demonstrated both how easy it is troll him and how entertaining.
 

AtroposHeart

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Oh, God where do you start.....it's not so much make a single mistake, but ever single step Chris has made has been the wrong one.

I really can't think of a time when he made a good decision, ever
 

soIregistered

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As soon as he began uploading fap/dollfucking videos he destroyed his innocence. Those things will haunt him forever. Without his sex videos and the drag photos and his porn drawings and cakefarts and all his horrors, he'd be a child-like weirdo who people tormented, and it would be easier for people to feel bad for them. Once he exposed himself as a sex-crazed freak who would do anything if a girl waved the prospect of china in his face, it makes him seem more like a typical internet pervert. And if he ever (contain your laughter) did try to get a job, those things are the things that will haunt him....not his awful comics or the fact that he surrounds himself with children's toys...it's the creepy porn and videos of him playing with himself and drinking jizz.
 

Sakamoto

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Probably wearing the medallion. If he didn't have it when he was discovered, he'd just be another one of many man-children with a Sonic re-color. If anyone still thought it worth photographing him at the GamePlace the photo might have provided a minor lol on 4-Chan and would have quickly been forgotten, but the medallion made him a marked man. It basically told the whole world "there's something seriously wrong with this guy". By the time he gave up wearing it the damage was already done.
 

Henry Bemis

just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself
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My personal favorite: "Rosechu is not just a sex object."
 

BigAltheGreat921

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Freely dropping all his personal information and sexual escapades; that's how he became so well-known in the first place.

Of course, a lot of weirdos on the Internet tend to lack conversational filters.
 
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Not listening to the grownups when they told him not to give away his personal information to strangers.
 

Aiko Heiwa

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Giving up his personal information online, not ignoring the trolls, not having common sense when it comes to mentioning/uploading creepy and sexual things onto the internet, choosing to be worse than Hitler
 

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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Brother, the answer is simple. When Chris was a young boy, he was likely watching Saturday morning cartoons. He was flipping through the channels and saw Primetime Wrestling. Instead of watching it, and thus being exposed to the awesome power of Hulkamania, Chris just turned off the TV and played Sonic. Instead of the training, the prayers and the vitamins, Chris was rotting away playing Sonic.
 

MrTroll

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Trying to run a guy over with his car has to be up there somewhere. Also, ShecameforCWC.jpg.
 

Marvin

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MrTroll said:
Trying to run a guy over with his car has to be up there somewhere.
Aww, that's not the case. Chris didn't try to run anyone over with his car. He just hit him accidentally and fled from the scene of the accident, a felony. :)
 

MrTrollrific

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I can't really say that is temper tantrums are his worst mistake as much as I want to since that's basically the only way his autistic mind can conceive to deal with the situations that were put before him. The worst would have to be returning to the internet over and over and over again. He should have just stuck with his guns the first time he said he was leaving, then none of this shit would've escalated as much as it did. Too little too late for him now, as the calls of :julay: will haunt him every time he crashes into slumber, amirite?
 

José Mourinho

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Posting his personal information all because he wanted to be TRUE and HONEST.
 

Count groudon

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Honestly, his biggest mistake is coming back after the Rollin and trollin video.
If he just stopped there that would've been the ultimate "FUCK YOU FUCKFACE" to the trolls. He'd live the rest of his autistic little life in peace, and his trolls would've felt stupid for believing they actually humiliated him.
But no, for some reason he just HAD to come back and say "no that video was fake, I really am a TRUE and HONEST insane, whiny, apathetic manchild who fails at life more than a paralyzed sloth"
 

Marvin

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Count groudon said:
Honestly, his biggest mistake is coming back after the Rollin and trollin video.
If he just stopped there that would've been the ultimate "FICK YOU FUCKFACE" to the trolls. He'd live the rest of his autistic little life in peace, and his trolls would've felt stupid for believing they actually humiliated him.
But no, for some reason he just HAD to come back and say "no that video was fake, I really am a TRUE and HONEST insane, whiny, apathetic manchild"
Well, no, we told him that we were going to use that as evidence that he's defrauding the government and he'd lose his tugboat, maybe go to jail. (I don't remember exactly what we threatened him with) I mean, that's retarded, but Chris didn't know any better.
 

Big_Pete_33

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^ And possibly only...

I gotta say revealing his address and phone number's bad enough with his house getting egged and hearing :julay: in his messages.

But the October 28th incident is the worst of all. Barb actually had the balls to assault a jerkop even though she's a morbidly obese :snorlax:
 
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