What's the deal with Null? -

LazloChalos

Shitty photoshopper
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Here are some obscure facts about Null:
  • He has never eaten a Hot Dog or any other phallic shaped foods.
  • He has spent his entire life cultivating his "baby fat" look because he think women find it appealing
  • He is a member of the Saban Center for Middle East Policy.
  • He disowned his own brother when he converted to Islam.
  • He has never made it past the first date with any girl.
  • He won a junior tap dancing competition, his mom was one of the judges.
  • His favorite musical instrument is the finger cymbal.
  • One of his previously failed businesses was a turtle farm.
  • He collects ship anchors.
  • He has smoked only once, but quit after he accidentally swallowed the cigarette.
  • He often courts Amberlynn Reid with passive-aggressive messages.
  • He owns multiple patents for butter churning machines.
 

The Shadow

The Shadow knows!
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Did I ever tell you about the time Null took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Null takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Null yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!”
 

MilkMage

Oh what a Sperg I am. Oh what a Sperg I am.
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This website is just a front. Kiwi Farms in reality is a Neo-Strasserist terrorist organization responsible for the deaths of over 40% of America's trans population. Joshua "Tranny Tickler, Fatty Fucker, Ashkenazi Annihilator" Moon is currently in the process of making Kiwi Farms an active faction in the Syrian Civil War. Hope you're ready to enlist bois, 'cause war rape is back on the menu.
 

protomartyr

Weebfinder General
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He’s RayWilliamJohnson. We try to keep a lid on it though, he doesn’t need the bad publicity before the big Equals Three movie is announced.
 
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Crass_and_Champ

hermut crebs
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Hidden deep in the seedy underbelly of Pensacola, in a government funded housing unit with boarded-up windows, lives a man named Joshua Conner Moon. Haggard, rag-clad and driven half-insane from the truth, he knows Null better than any man alive. If you can locate him, he is honor-bound to answer but one question.
 
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ProgKing of the North

^^^^FUCKTARD^^^^
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  • He has never eaten a Hot Dog or any other phallic shaped foods.
  • He has spent his entire life cultivating his "baby fat" look because he think women find it appealing
  • He is a member of the Saban Center for Middle East Policy.
  • He disowned his own brother when he converted to Islam.
  • He has never made it past the first date with any girl.
  • He won a junior tap dancing competition, his mom was one of the judges.
  • His favorite musical instrument is the finger cymbal.
  • One of his previously failed businesses was a turtle farm.
  • He collects ship anchors.
  • He has smoked only once, but quit after he accidentally swallowed the cigarette.
  • He often courts Amberlynn Reid with passive-aggressive messages.
  • He owns multiple patents for butter churning machines.
One of these things is actually true, try to guess which one!

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
 
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