What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done because your brain was on autopilot? -

[Cosmos]

I have a couple:

• Threw my phone in the trash instead of the trash I was holding in the other hand
• Started driving to work when I meant to go to the store

 

[Recoil]

Tell someone that I love them, too.

 

[Fek]

In my teenage years after breakfast one morning, I threw a near-entire gallon of miƖk into the (top loading) washing machine. I have no excuse that will make that any less stupid.

 

[eldri]

Watched porn

 

[RetardedCat]

Threw knives and forks in the trash instead of the sink.
Also poured orange juice in my chocolate milk one morning.

 

[VIVIIXI]

• Have walked into the wrong room at home on multiple occasions.
• Lit my cigarettes backwards.
• Once walked into the wrong restroom while at a company party at a hotel I was unfamiliar with (in my defense I was also a little drunk). Fortunately it was empty. It took a moment to realize why there were silk flowers and a decorative mirror. My brain said something along the lines of "Why are there no urinOHMYFUCKINGGOD!" The front desk staff got a chuckle at my utter look of horror as I made a very dramatic exit.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Signed up to KiwiFarms.

 

[nagant 1895]

Cooked dinner, put it on the dinner table and took a nap waiting for everyone else to get home. Woke up and the smell made my hungry so i drove to a near by restaurant and bought dinner.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

I constantly, and I mean every few days at least, get into a panic because I think I've lost my glasses only to realize a half-hour later that I'm wearing them. I do the same thing with my phone too.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Was in a different location of the store I work at (wanted to look at their animals) and as I'm walking by the shelves I just start facing/organizing shit like it's my store and I'm getting paid to make it look good

 

[Rand /pol/]

I started looking at hentai on my laptop during a lecture thinking it was a book I'd pirated.

 

[FeverGlitch]

I tried to get out of the parking spot but accidentally rammed my car into someone's rear. Noticed seconds later, i shifted on 1st gear not on reverse.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I put the house phone in the fridge and tried to set the milk carton on the phone dock (I had been talking on the phone).

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

On a phone call with ex-boss just before leaving for the weekend:

Well that about wraps things up--anything to add, SmileyTimeDayCare?

Nope

Okay well let's revisit in a couple weeks. Talk to you later.

Sounds good, have a nice weekend, I love you!

*Click*

 

[The Last Stand]

Had a bag of groceries and a bag of trash in another. Threw out the groceries.
Accidentally call somebody.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Washed a sandwich.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Fucked your mom.

FTFY.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Reversed over a pram

 

[Mightykiwi]

About 10 years ago, I had a pair of DC shoes that I liked wear out. I went to the mall to get a new pair, and I asked the black cashier there if they had what I was looking for. She said yes and walked me straight to them. While she was showing me their selection, she told me "the other colors are sold out, so we only have this style in black right now. Without thinking, I blurted out, "Oh, I like black". It was super awkward the whole time she was ringing me up.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I light Cigarettes backwards when I’m having a good conversation sometimes and inforget I’m holding one for a while.

I once threw a full pack of cigarettes away instead of trash I was able to save that though.

Similar to point one while I was having a good conversation at a bar a few years ago (I was also drinking) talking to this hot chick, I smoked an entire pack of cigarettes in 3 hours (she was also bumming them).

I smoke too much.