What's the funniest racial slur? - and how often do you use it?

[Celestine]

Or if you think more than one is funny, rank them

 

[Utilitarian Clit Dick]

Jig, zipperhead, wop, sandalfag, curry huffer.

 

[thismanlies]

I always thought prairie nigger and wagon burner were underappreciated.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Chinaman because it's so hilariously uncreative

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

ching chong

 

[Racist Trash]

Golliwog

 

[Puck]

zipperhead always gives me a good chuckle

 

[came4nudes]

Perker is my go to for sand people

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Sambo
Belsen
Lebjack
Dune Coon
Gook
Skippy
Spade
Jig
Towlie
Freddo Frog
Jaffa
Boong

 

[legtard respecter]

jersh introduced me to the phrase "smoked irish" on his fediverse feed

 

[Billy Beer]

Chinky because it isn't a slur around my parts, it's a type of food. "I fancy a chinky tonight." "I'm nipping to the chinkies"

Spook, because its slang for an undercover agent.

Wog, because the yanks don't find it offensive. On most American websites you can call someone a wog and only Brits know what it means.

In the same way I can type fag online, because it means cigarettes.

The funniest slurs are the ones that hold a mirror up to do-gooders own hypocrisy and censorship

 

[GhostButt]

mooncricket

vanilla gorilla

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Some of these I never heard of and are pretty good.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Wiggaboo

 

[Solid Snek]

Poc.

It's funny because, even though it sounds so terse and belittling, with all the classic elements of a good slur - short, snappy, has a mixture of harsh consonants (k, c, g) and soft consonants that mimic the act of spitting or puking (w, p, b) - you can say poc all the fucking time and nobody will call you on it.

In fact, you call somebody a poc, and the very faggots who are usually oh-so-sensitive about using fun, silly racial slurs, will clap you on the back and treat you like a good ole boy!

Fuckin' pocs, man. Try it out some time!

 

[Moff Ensign]

Actually can I change mine to Squid Game People?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ooga Booga

Spear Chucker

Shylock

Oven Dodger

Gook

Rice Patty Special

Trailer Trash


Wop

Bepenised

Ali Baba

Habib

Ape

Aunt Jemima

Beaner

Washington Shit Skins


Chink

Zebra

Dago

 

[Ronnie McNut]

Jane Goodall for white women who date black men

Coonadian for black Canadians

Beaner Schnitzel for mixed Hispanic Germans

Celestials for Chinese People

Here- http://rsdb.org I hope this website can bring as much joy to your life as it has mine

 

[Rapechu]

My personal favorite is "Chug" for an Amerind. You'll understand why they're called this if you hand one a bottle of vodka.

Chinaman because it's so hilariously uncreative

Chinaman isn't even meant to be an insult, it is literally the equivalent of Englishman or Frenchman. In Canada there was even a mountain named Chinaman's Peak, which was first climbed by a Chinaman (and therefore he was given the honor of naming it himself). It got renamed because the local Chinamen started to get pissy because they're historically illiterate whiners.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Joggers

 

[Look over there]

People of crime, I like to use it as an alternative plural form of "NIGGER!!!"

I use Perpetrators of Crime.

Perker is my go to for sand people

Carpet pilot is a good old school obscure one.