What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

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Ketchup.
I see a disproportionate amount of people with 'ketchup' in their usernames. A friend of mine who is challenged in the 'tism department is obsessed with it.

I'm biased because I hate the stuff, but I think this was discussed in a different thread and the 'autism' part is because it's something they can put on anything so it can taste like ketchup.
 

Un Platano

big blatano xDDDD
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This shit
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How lazy do you have to be that you see this as a viable option?
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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This stuff is better with a spoon on hand than bread, as there's no textural contrast to speak of.

What part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich really relies on there being separate layers of peanut butter and jelly? You're eating something that's composed of pure fat and sugar. Do kids eating peanut butter and jelly they got with the lunch their mom packed really sit there appreciating the different layers? Probably not because they've already melted together.

The very fact I've bothered justifying it, though, should crown it as literally the most autistic food product of all time.
 

Flowers For Sonichu

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You never heard of Four Loko? (Don't bother trying it now, they got rid of the energy part.)
I made a drink in college called the sidewalk slammer where u took a 40 of St ides and drank it down to the top of the label. Once there, start pouring in 4loko. I once found my roommate passed out in front of the open refrigerator after two of these
 

OtterParty

I shall crush your skull like a clam on my tummy
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I made a drink in college called the sidewalk slammer where u took a 40 of St ides and drank it down to the top of the label. Once there, start pouring in 4loko. I once found my roommate passed out in front of the open refrigerator after two of these
was the refrigerator running
 
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