verygayFrogs
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Sad thing is that shit like that is the "in thing" bc people are fucking fatasses
What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags
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There's was outrage over it though tbf
Pissing and moaning
Slight powerleveing I've eating this beast and lived to regret it
All this guys videos look the same now.
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popcorn. every autistic person i've ever been friends with would unironically eat popcorn at some point during the day as part of their daily diet. it's really oily, fatty, salty, and usually pretty cheesy, which are all something that hook an autistic person's brain on it. it's super easy to prepare, and not very filling, which makes it perfect to eat too much of. store-bought, high-salt-and-oil popcorn that you microwave is perfect for making lazy autists fat and feel like shit all day
Whats sad is that these overly greasy things taste like shit.
Pizza restaurants are autistic like the dumb red and white theme and they all have a statue or picture of some fat Italian retard playing with his mustache or throwing the pizza dough around.
These are the worst.
I love pizza though I could eat a pepperoni pizza every day. But alot of mom and pop shops don't know how to make it good which is why the big chain franchises are so popular they're actually better than most non franchise pizza which is usually some doughy white undercooked mess.
I got hungry typing this. Pic related best kind of pizza.
These are the worst.
I love pizza though I could eat a pepperoni pizza every day. But alot of mom and pop shops don't know how to make it good which is why the big chain franchises are so popular they're actually better than most non franchise pizza which is usually some doughy white undercooked mess.
I got hungry typing this. Pic related best kind of pizza.
deermeat
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Candy.
Like, straight up candy.
Gummies, chocolate bars, gumballs, whatever.
If you be eating that every single day, you got a problem. I should know because I used to do the same thing. shits addicting.
America has that stuff E V E R Y W H E R E. Want a tiny can of Kippers? Nah, that's $2.30 and a candy bar is only $1- and my dumbass (albeit not fatass) would think it's worth getting instead because its "cheaper". No no, buy the healthier more expensive option and then save the junk food for special occasions. Your body and mind will thank you.
And then you got parents who let their kids casually binge on candy and they look to be 200lbs at age 12 with an IQ of 10. Literally, junk food in excessive amounts stunts your growth as a child. Have you met a young fattie who wasn't slow? I haven't.
Like, straight up candy.
Gummies, chocolate bars, gumballs, whatever.
If you be eating that every single day, you got a problem. I should know because I used to do the same thing. shits addicting.
America has that stuff E V E R Y W H E R E. Want a tiny can of Kippers? Nah, that's $2.30 and a candy bar is only $1- and my dumbass (albeit not fatass) would think it's worth getting instead because its "cheaper". No no, buy the healthier more expensive option and then save the junk food for special occasions. Your body and mind will thank you.
And then you got parents who let their kids casually binge on candy and they look to be 200lbs at age 12 with an IQ of 10. Literally, junk food in excessive amounts stunts your growth as a child. Have you met a young fattie who wasn't slow? I haven't.
Tapas; specifically from restaurants on established crawl routes.
Kudzu. It grows big very fast, it's invasive, it's heavy and hairy, very annoying, and forces itself everywhere, but it's absolutely delicious when it's steamed, and cows and goats feed on it raw.
Kudzu-flower tea is one of the best hangover cures I've ever found, along with detoxing/quitting drinking; I've even seen it stop the DTs.
verygayFrogs
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Yes. I went to school with a bunch of them. They couldn’t even fit their fat asses through the door half the time. It was like that one cursed image with the surfboard.
New frontiers in autistic food.
Someone rated by last post "Islamic".
Of course it's Islamic. UK of course Old Boy.
Of course it's Islamic. UK of course Old Boy.
verygayFrogs
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Fucking what?
That sounds fucking delicious, then again I am an autist, so that’s probably why it sounds appealing to me.
Gay pride food, especially the shit Kellogg’s came up with that was just a mix of their sugary crap cereals. Skittles did those grey skittles again this year as well. I can’t imagine being the retard who’d buy a big bag of those because you think you’re doing something besides buying and eating sugary crap.
Japanese candies are another one.
I’d probably also consider things from the 90’s that’ve made a comeback like dunkaroos.
Japanese candies are another one.
I’d probably also consider things from the 90’s that’ve made a comeback like dunkaroos.
Same flavor as regular Skittles, which are all the same flavor regardless of color.
Likewise, Trix, Froot Loops, etc.
I’ve never liked skittles, the thought of tasting them on my tongue makes me sick.
