What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Pockets full of spaghetti.

 

[66andtwothirds]

protein shakes

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Those uncrustables frozen PB&J sandwiches Smuckers made. You’re seriously so lazy and/or autistic you can’t take the less than 30 seconds to make a PB&J yourself? Or did your wrangler ban you from using butter knives?

 

[Haram Exercise]

Peanut butter and jelly from a can. As far as I know, these never were sold commercially, but you could buy them from the "inventor". I think he was on sharktank but google isn't giving me anything. He also made a BBQ sandwich.
Seriously who the fuck is the target audience for this? Other than preppers and military, I cannot think of a single situation that anyone would want this over just making a sandwich the normal way.

 

[PoppyFizz]

In my opinion, plain cheese pizza. If you are an adult and you still have a preference for pizza that has literally nothing on it you're probably a sperg that doesn't like their foods touching each other.

 

[A Gay Retard]

fucking hot pox


Search function is either failing me or you're all fucking crazy for not recognizing the hot pocket as the apogean tizm food.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Strawberry chocolate milk, only the special needs at my college drink that stuff.

That sounds pretty good.

 

[Cats]

Human meat collected from the body of an autistic

 

[Llama king]

Fast food in general

 

[Baloney Face]

Search function is either failing me or you're all fucking crazy for not recognizing the hot pocket as the apogean tizm food.

Is it possible to get hot pockets stuffed with Sonic the Hedgehog blue curry and then deep fry them?

 

[AnOminous]

They need to make Thomas the Tank Engine branded Hot Pockets stuffed with tendies.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

pocky sticks

 

[verygayFrogs]

In my opinion, plain cheese pizza. If you are an adult and you still have a preference for pizza that has literally nothing on it you're probably a sperg that doesn't like their foods touching each other.

Wait does sausage pizza count?

 

[PoppyFizz]

Wait does sausage pizza count?

No, because you actually have taste.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Colored Ketchups

 

[NumberingYourState]

Taki's blue flame. It looks like it can turn your shit blue or green, which is appropriate for a lot of slow kids who don't flush.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I was born with autism and loved eating these growing up.

 

[Jackie Puppet]

Chicken Nuggets/Tenders/Fingers

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

 

[AnOminous]

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I was born with autism and loved eating these growing up.

You can do this with their croissant dough too.