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i post on kiwi farms.
I poured some piss colored soap in a high school sink once.
Other kids did far worse shit than that in the bathroom and got no consequences for shitting in the urinal or throwing wads of literal piss encrusted toilet paper onto the ceiling. I guess spilling some soap was a more serious crime to whoever the fuck was in charge of things at the time because they hunted my ass down and had a stern threatening talk with me over that shit.
Maybe they wanted me to wash my hands with piss?
Other kids did far worse shit than that in the bathroom and got no consequences for shitting in the urinal or throwing wads of literal piss encrusted toilet paper onto the ceiling. I guess spilling some soap was a more serious crime to whoever the fuck was in charge of things at the time because they hunted my ass down and had a stern threatening talk with me over that shit.
Maybe they wanted me to wash my hands with piss?
I've committed arson several times. My farts are flammable and I've left Waffle Houses and Red Robin's in flames.
DumbDude42
kiwifarms.net
bought weed off silk road back in the day
also posting wrongthink on kiwifarms that could get me arrested in a couple dozen countries at least
also posting wrongthink on kiwifarms that could get me arrested in a couple dozen countries at least
For about 2+ years I didn't pay for internet. Now I'm no IT technician but I saw when those bastards parked in front of my house, opened the little cable/phone/net box they had installed and unplugged something. After they were gone I went out and just plugged it again. Didn't think it would work but it did. I moved out of that house and my debt with the internet/phone company got bought out.
I ignored my free trial of winrar warning.
I downloaded a car.
They said I wouldn’t do it but I did, and I’m not even sorry.
They said I wouldn’t do it but I did, and I’m not even sorry.
I steal children off the street and make them do all my internet hate posting for me.
That way I can argue in court that it was them, not me.
That way I can argue in court that it was them, not me.
Moswald Osley
kiwifarms.net
In high school one time during an election year me and my best friends spent about 4 months stealing candidate signs from wherever we thought we wouldn't get caught. After the elections were over we put them all on the econ teacher's lawn. We had just shy of 200 of them.
Smh cooking burnt water
this is incredibly based and redpilled.
Since I live in California, everything I do is a crime. They just haven't gotten around to passing the specific laws yet. As I believe my namesake once said, "Show me the man and I will show you the crime."
