What's the most illegal thing you've done? -
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I can neither confirm nor deny involvement in an arson that resulted in the destruction of a local park's public bathroom.
On a similar note: I plead the 5th on breaking into an elementary school and stealing hundreds of dollars from said school's fundraiser or the check fraud that followed. Even if that were the case, I absolutely cannot verify complicity in easily a few hundred dollars worth of damage enacted in the process of this supposed theft.
Leave me alone!
On a similar note: I plead the 5th on breaking into an elementary school and stealing hundreds of dollars from said school's fundraiser or the check fraud that followed. Even if that were the case, I absolutely cannot verify complicity in easily a few hundred dollars worth of damage enacted in the process of this supposed theft.
Leave me alone!
This is a tough one to talk about, but I need to get it off my chest.....
One night, when I was really drunk and walking home from the bar, I stopped at a gas station for some food.
After I payed, I was awaiting said food, when I saw it, a cup of Oreo pudding.
That’s when I did it, I committed my one and only theft, I slipped that cup of pudding into my pocket and walked out without paying.
I hope one day to be forgiven, and to never return the days of being the “pudding bandit.”
One night, when I was really drunk and walking home from the bar, I stopped at a gas station for some food.
After I payed, I was awaiting said food, when I saw it, a cup of Oreo pudding.
That’s when I did it, I committed my one and only theft, I slipped that cup of pudding into my pocket and walked out without paying.
I hope one day to be forgiven, and to never return the days of being the “pudding bandit.”
One time I bought a bottle of Vicodin from a 13 year old in a school zone that they stole from their over proscribed mom for $20.
When I was 16 I used to hang out with this 30 year old femcel who would let me drive her car. She eventually got engaged to a drug dealer and I stole about 600 Euro from his jacket shortly before she and him moved to Italy. To this day my heart stops any time a car pulls up next to me.
Mary the Goldsmith
kiwifarms.net
When I was 13 I forgot to do my homework, so I stole the nerd girl's homework, erased her name wrote in mine and turned it in, I knew she wouldn't get in trouble because she was that one girl who always gets the highest grades and always does her homework, so the teacher would believe her when she said that someone had stolen it.
Finished an unserialized AR-15 lower in a state that require firearms registration.
When I was in the third grade, we had a test to write out all of the US capitals on a blank US map. You had three chances to pass. Everyone that passed the first time got extra recess while those that didn't had to spend their time studying.
Shortly after taking it the first time, I walked by my teacher's desk to sharpen my pencil, only to discover that she left my test on top in her "To Be Graded" file. I noticed I forgot fucking Providence, Rhode Island, and quickly snatched the paper away and wrote it down.
A few of the other boys saw me do it, but they didn't rat me out. They just looked at me with looks of disappointment. I ended up passing and got that extra recess.
Shortly after taking it the first time, I walked by my teacher's desk to sharpen my pencil, only to discover that she left my test on top in her "To Be Graded" file. I noticed I forgot fucking Providence, Rhode Island, and quickly snatched the paper away and wrote it down.
A few of the other boys saw me do it, but they didn't rat me out. They just looked at me with looks of disappointment. I ended up passing and got that extra recess.
I had a very short lived stint as a graffiti artist, and by that I mean I tagged like 3 things.
You're old and White. That's multiple crimes in and of itself.
Go on websites and lie about my birthday.
