What's the most lewd, creepy or cringey thing your partner has asked you? - Clingyness, bizarre fetishes, outright creepy stuff

What was your experience like?

  • I got molested by an exceptional individual at school

    Votes: 29 24.8%
  • I married my stalker / an outright insane person

    Votes: 13 11.1%
  • My partner pulled out some very freaky sex stuff

    Votes: 47 40.2%
  • They tried to put something my ass/asked to put something in their ass

    Votes: 28 23.9%

  • Total voters
    117

MetalParakeet

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I don't know what women get out of pegging but you do you, right? Or you do him.
I like watching it. I like being the one in control for once and most of all, I like seeing his face when I hit the male equivalent of the g-spot. It's a g spot all men have but not many are comfortable exploring so I enjoy that he's comfortable enough with me to allow me to reach it.

Also I've always super been into gay sex so since he's straight and I'm a cis woman? This is the closest I get
 

The Shadow

Hard times and .45's
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I suppose I'll share the less powerlevelly story - My high-school girlfriend once asked me to role play Dante (from the Devil May Cry series!) during sex. It wound up being her reciting her lewd fanfic - from memory - while I did my best to line up with the script.

Scripted sex is fucking garbage, and I feel for all porn performers. Though, they get to rehearse a bit.
But did you fill her dark soul with LIIIIIGHT! tho?
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
True & Honest Fan
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I was in the bathroom taking a dump.

Girlfriend knocks on the door as asks what I'm doing, so I tell her.

She asks: "Can I come in?"

I say: "No, of course not!"

She adds: "I'll give you a blumpkin..."

I say: "In that case, FUCK no."

She wasn't kidding. If I had unlocked the door, she would have definitely done it. At the time, I thought I loved her. If I knew then what I know now, however, I would have said yes. Fuck that bitch.
 

BillionBisonBucks

Soon will be worth five billion pounds
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But did you fill her dark soul with LIIIIIGHT! tho?
I filled her something with something.

This comment did remind me of an amusing addendum - DMC1 was waaaaayyy beyond her capacity, so her entire fandom was based on (the first two-thirds of) DMC3 on agonizingly easy mode. If I wasn't legitimatly concerned about dead animals and other curse woo showing up at my house, I'd message her and ask if color-coding the enemies was enough for her to make it through the latest game unaided.
 

vertexwindi

Diddy in space, even though he's not
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DMC1 was waaaaayyy beyond her capacity, so her entire fandom was based on (the first two-thirds of) DMC3 on agonizingly easy mode
To be fair DMC3 is a hard mofo.
Nah. Watching two guys screw doesn't do anything for me. Just balls slapping around and making weird faces, idk. Not my thing.
Sounds like regular sex but with more balls.
 

Nazi vegeta

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I filled her something with something.

This comment did remind me of an amusing addendum - DMC1 was waaaaayyy beyond her capacity, so her entire fandom was based on (the first two-thirds of) DMC3 on agonizingly easy mode. If I wasn't legitimatly concerned about dead animals and other curse woo showing up at my house, I'd message her and ask if color-coding the enemies was enough for her to make it through the latest game unaided.
But dmc1 did have an automatic easy mode.
vanilla Dmc3 was actually harder I think.
 

BillionBisonBucks

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But dmc1 did have an automatic easy mode.
vanilla Dmc3 was actually harder I think.
I thought for sure that 3 had a 'very' easy, or somesuch.

Or, wait. Now it's coming back to me. There was that one-hit mode you could unlock by spinning the sticks on the title, and then cheese the game with the pistols. I mostly just remember endless hours rewatching cutscenes. Blegh.
 
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I like watching it. I like being the one in control for once and most of all, I like seeing his face when I hit the male equivalent of the g-spot. It's a g spot all men have but not many are comfortable exploring so I enjoy that he's comfortable enough with me to allow me to reach it.

Also I've always super been into gay sex so since he's straight and I'm a cis woman? This is the closest I get
Well, it's not quite pegging, but my SO gets off dry humping me from behind. She even wraps her arms around me and kisses me on the neck when she does it.
 
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