What’s the most retarded shit that one family member who never shuts up said at a dinner get-together? -

[Baptiste XIX RoseOfSharyn]

As the title says, what is the most dumbest retarded shit one of your chatterbox family member’s said at the dinner table to make everyone feel awkward or even mad?
An older politically confused baby boomer in my family goes on the dumbest rants at the dinner table nobody asked about, like ranting about BLM, talking about how whites should give America back to Indians (yes he is white himself), & he still complains about Trump even though he is out of office.
My grandmother isn’t that much better when she rants about Trump despite her almost never voting & living on welfare in a filthy ass apartment.

 

[Vingle]

My sister ranted about saying "Nigger please" in UK, in our native language. To not be catch saying something racist. She was caught by a fellow native speaker.
She was 26 at the time, holy fuck.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"I have a Kiwi Farms account."

It was me. I was that family member.

 

[The Last Stand]

As the title says, what is the most dumbest retarded shit one of your chatterbox family member’s said at the dinner table to make everyone feel awkward or even mad?
An older politically confused baby boomer in my family goes on the dumbest rants at the dinner table nobody asked about, like ranting about BLM, talking about how whites should give America back to Indians (yes he is white himself), & he still complains about Trump even though he is out of office.
My grandmother isn’t that much better when she rants about Trump despite her almost never voting & living on welfare in a filthy ass apartment.

If you were related, this.

 

[nigger of the north]

Not at dinner, but I have a truly fucking insane male cousin in his mid-forties who I saw recently after many years. This guy is full Jews are evil, climate change is a lie, the pyramids were made by aliens levels of conspiracy theory. He smokes weed every day and has had, shall we say, spotty employment over the years.

We were talking about COVID, and I agreed with a lot he had to say. At one point he mentioned the Dead Sea Scrolls, how they were written by aliens 450,000 years ago, and that the Annunaki (race of giants) bred with humans a long time ago, hence the genetic variation between us all.

My face:

 

[Tleilaxian]

Not at dinner, but I have a truly fucking insane male cousin his mid-forties who I saw recently after many years. This guy is full Jews are evil, climate change is a lie, the pyramids were made by aliens levels of conspiracy theory. He smokes weed every day and has had, shall we say, spotty employment over the years.

We were talking about COVID, and I agreed with a lot he had to say. At one point he mentioned the Dead Sea Scrolls, how they were written by aliens 450,000 years ago, and that the Anunaki (race of giants) bred with humans a long time ago, hence the genetic variation between us all.

My face:

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Bruh, all your cousin did was watch the History Channel.

Don't get all salty at him for that.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

This guy is full Jews are evil, climate change is a lie, the pyramids were made by aliens levels of conspiracy theory.

Two out of three ain't bad.

 

[Weed Eater]

Sometimes my mom spergs out about aliens and how unexplainable shit (like the pyramids) most likely were done by them. It'll go as far about how aliens are "watching us right now" and that if people weren't so stupid and opened up their third eye then maybe they'd want to communicate with us and other weird bullshit.

Doesn't matter if my fiance and I logically debate with her about it either, no we're just as retarded because we "refuse" to "see/listen to the evidence". I wish I could remember the name of the guy or his stupid documentaries and if I could remember, I'd be able to link you her "evidence" behind said beliefs.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

One of my brothers is a woketard and has come out with some pretty retarded takes. A few I can remember...

people who criticize Islam are racists. When it’s pointed out Islam is not a race, he deflects. When pointed out Islam cannot seem to adapt to the modern world he counters by saying me criticizing Islam would be like calling all gay men serial killers because Jeffery Dahmer was one. When pointed out it seems counterproductive for leftists to suck Islam’s dick given it’s history treating women and gay people he just throws the racist card back down

Thinks using the acronym SJW makes you a Nazi. He’s not just throwing that word around, he legitimately believes you’re a Neo Nazi if you call an SJW an SJW

Thinks Che Guevara was a hero. Point out most Cubans who heard him say that would kick his ass and like Islam, Che was notoriously racist and homophobic, executing both blacks and gays and it seems odd for a so called progressive leftist to revere him, he dismisses it as alt right propaganda

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Doesn't matter if my fiance and I logically debate with her about it either, no we're just as retarded because we "refuse" to "see/listen to the evidence". I wish I could remember the name of the guy or his stupid documentaries and if I could remember, I'd be able to link you her "evidence" behind said beliefs.

This is a good start.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My step-grandpa who we call Fat Bastard is the family lolcow, to compare him to a specific cow he's our own very personal Jack Scalfani except without the fake Christian element and he's not as fat. But like Jack he's assulted a (step)son and can't make chili worth a shit. Some of the things he's said at Christmas include:

-Bringing up his high school wrestling days which is fine in itself, but he went into detail about having to wrestle against a guy who had really bad body acne and was popping his arm zits before the match. He also mentioned he and his shitty friends mixing vodka with something else and drinking it before the competition, causing one of them to hork all over their opponent while wrestling. This is while we were eating our Christmas Eve dinner.

-My grandma had to ask him three times to come help cut the ham because he kept droning on to my dad about Star Wars and how he thinks that Jabba the Hutt raped Princess Leia and Ray is their daughter. I got up and started cutting the ham myself.

-My uncle was dealing with a situation in which his girlfriend had a psychotic breakdown and was making accusations against him, and Fat Bastard tried to compare that to the time "Korean people hacked his Google and put it into Korean"

 

[Weed Eater]

This is a good start.

Surprisingly the shit I can't remember was made very recently. I almost just want to ask her what it was but I cannot open that can of worms.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Not dinner but at one point my family was living at my grandma's house and she was saying some really racist shit about my dad's side of the family that makes what you guys say here sound like a toddler attempting to cuss. And then she says i don't eat enough when I'm on the heavier side myself (not ALR bad, just my stomach is kinda bloated. Think Inko from Bnha but less in the face) actively trying to avoid being like her and be on 8000+ medications for diabetes and the like.

Needless to say I've been avoiding her as I look a lot like my dad and even still she makes me uncomfortable and likes to invite herself over when she should be eating and gets pissy all the time like when I go upstairs to do homework or how I don't "love her properly." Because I'm not overly affectionate like she is.

 

[MrTroll]

My family is the worst when it comes to this crap. These retards just want to discuss stuff they heard on NPR, classical music, baseball, the Oscars, etc. and get all huffy when I tell them that Covid vaccines are killing thousands of people every day and the media is covering it up, or point out what a weird 'coincidence' it is that jews just 'happen' to make up 93% of senior executive positions at the world's largest banks despite being less than 1% of the world's population. It's gotten so bad I've stopped inviting myself to family gatherings just so I don't have to be exposed to their interminable blather about their bourgeois interests.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Surprisingly the shit I can't remember was made very recently. I almost just want to ask her what it was but I cannot open that can of worms.

Oh sorry, I misread you. The video I posted is a good documentary that explains how a lot of Neolithic structures were built.

 

[Figger Naggot]

Not dinner but at one point my family was living at my grandma's house and she was saying some really racist shit about my dad's side of the family that makes what you guys say here sound like a toddler attempting to cuss. And then she says i don't eat enough when I'm on the heavier side myself (not ALR bad, just my stomach is kinda bloated. Think Inko from Bnha but less in the face) actively trying to avoid being like her and be on 8000+ medications for diabetes and the like.

Needless to say I've been avoiding her as I look a lot like my dad and even still she makes me uncomfortable and likes to invite herself over when she should be eating and gets pissy all the time like when I go upstairs to do homework or how I don't "love her properly." Because I'm not overly affectionate like she is.

There is a lot going on in this post.

 

[stares at error messages]

My father started talking about Rosicrucians one night. He had joined a cult and they were going to give him a 3rd eye in his fore-head. This was after we lost Mum. He kept going on about how after he pays 2000 on the Internet he'd have a third eye that would let him see his ghost wife. After he paid it and realised it was a scam he really broke down. It was sad. The way he brought it up was like a TV advert. He'd thought I'd be into it so I could see my mum again. Really, he was just projecting.

 

[verygayFrogs]

There is a lot going on in this post.

I’m trying to distract myself

 

[No Exit]

My family is the worst when it comes to this crap. These retards just want to discuss stuff they heard on NPR, classical music, baseball, the Oscars, etc. and get all huffy when I tell them that Covid vaccines are killing thousands of people every day and the media is covering it up, or point out what a weird 'coincidence' it is that jews just 'happen' to make up 93% of senior executive positions at the world's largest banks despite being less than 1% of the world's population. It's gotten so bad I've stopped inviting myself to family gatherings just so I don't have to be exposed to their interminable blather about their bourgeois interests.

You should try harder, reeeaaally hammer home the jew stuff. Also, make sure to say nigger once in awhile to make sure they're paying attention.

 

[Baptiste XIX RoseOfSharyn]

I forgot to mention, one time the same baby boomer family member went on a rant about certain COVID-19 School policies from shitty Journalist sources, another family member of mine WHO IS LITERALLY A TEACHER, corrected him on his info but he was so fucking stubborn he pulled a “Uhm Ackshaully” & said “Well that’s not what I seen on the news!”
Fucking headass