What’s the most retarded shit that one family member who never shuts up said at a dinner get-together? -

[Baptiste XIX RoseOfSharyn]

As the title says, what is the most dumbest retarded shit one of your chatterbox family member’s said at the dinner table to make everyone feel awkward or even mad?
An older politically confused baby boomer in my family goes on the dumbest rants at the dinner table nobody asked about, like ranting about BLM, talking about how whites should give America back to Indians (yes he is white himself), & he still complains about Trump even though he is out of office.
My grandmother isn’t that much better when she rants about Trump despite her almost never voting & living on welfare in a filthy ass apartment.

 

[nigger of the north]

Bruh, all your cousin did was watch the History Channel.

Don't get all salty at him for that.

I didn't inquire further, but you're probably right.

He also came out with the gem, 'I'm not working now, because why should I slave away making some guy rich?' That's certainly a valid perspective, but you lose credence when your elderly aunt is bankrolling you, and the rest of your income comes from selling pounds of weed to fellow degenerates.

 

[Caesar Augustus]

My (white) mother was drunkenly rambling about how I am a person of color and she's worried I'll get shot by the racist police or something, and also how I've got too much privilege because I use the word "maybe".

 

[Penis Drager]

another family member of mine WHO IS LITERALLY A TEACHER, corrected him on his info but he was so fucking stubborn

Most teachers aren't actually smarter than the average person. The only requirement is a Bachelor's degree in literally anything.
Spent 4 years in college studying some bullshit? Congrats! You are qualified to be a teacher!

 

[Baptiste XIX RoseOfSharyn]

Most teachers aren't actually smarter than the average person. The only requirement is a Bachelor's degree in literally anything.
Spent 4 years in college studying some bullshit? Congrats! You are qualified to be a teacher!

Still though, the way he was talking about it had a very “Um Ackshaully” attitude cause he likes to act like a KnowItAll outside of this event a lot

 

[Penis Drager]

Still though, the way he was talking about it had a very “Um Ackshaully” attitude cause he likes to act like a KnowItAll outside of this event a lot

I'm not saying the guy isn't a retard. I'm just saying the teacher has a roughly equal chance of being a retard.

 

[RavenCrow]

I yelled nigger once during a thanksgiving dinner. That was awkward.

 

[Moswald Osley]

I was the wack job back in 2015 when I announced Donald Trump would receive the nomination. After that came true it was a few years later I mentioned the Chosenites and their control on media and Hollywood, etc. Turns out my mom was completely on board with it and my dad said his dad (who died 12 years before I was born) used to talk about this stuff and my grandma always made him shut up, but he wanted to hear more about it. It only took a few months and he was 100% with it too. Crisis averted I guess.

 

[Niggernerd]

Sometimes my mom spergs out about aliens and how unexplainable shit (like the pyramids) most likely were done by them. It'll go as far about how aliens are "watching us right now" and that if people weren't so stupid and opened up their third eye then maybe they'd want to communicate with us and other weird bullshit.

Doesn't matter if my fiance and I logically debate with her about it either, no we're just as retarded because we "refuse" to "see/listen to the evidence". I wish I could remember the name of the guy or his stupid documentaries and if I could remember, I'd be able to link you her "evidence" behind said beliefs.

If you saw @ThatOneLurker's hand leak then you'd realize your moms right and aliens do exist.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Ever since last summer, my step-sister will not shut the fuck up about BLM and how we need to defund the police. My mom likes to argue with her and they will get into screaming matches over bodycam footage and "intent" behind both the cop's and dindu's actions.

A month back, we were at this restaurant and as we were leaving, a cop car rolled at the side of the parking lot before exiting. My sister looks straight at me and says "Did you see that?" Nobody knows what she's talking about so then she goes on to clarify that the cop was making angry eye contact with her the whole time. She then goes on about how she donated to a black charity the night before and that the government can track everyone that sends money online. So therefore, now she is being stalked by the police and that cop rolling through just now was proof. We all try to talk her out of it by saying that it was just a coincidence, but because she has to be the smartest bitch in the room and get the last say, she doubles down on it. This gets my mom worked up with calling her crazy, and we spend the whole car ride home listening to them scream about what the government can and can't do legally and if it being legal even matters, along with more bullshit about systematic racism.

The funny thing is is that my brother agrees with her on pratically everything, but he cannot stand when she opens her mouth. He says that loudmouths like her are the worst and bring the whole movement down. He's also been following the BLM movement for much longer and we almost never hear his opinions on it, except for nationwide reported incidences of cops killing a black man, but he's very chill about it in comparison.

 

[Niggernerd]

The funny thing is is that my brother agrees with her on pratically everything

You need new siblings.