What's the most surprising thing you've seen a lolcow do? -

[Aaa0aaa0]

Whether its a single cow, multiple cows, or a community, post your top anime plot twist of all time in a cow's saga.

I think Yandev actually putting out a "demo" is up there for me. Chris calling Null for help was also something that I never expected (glad he did).

 

[The Fool]

Terry A. Davis committed suicide by jumping in front of a moving locomotive.

 

[milfcoded]

Not anything Kiwifarms related, but on Lolcow, they have a couple of threads about the E-Girl community. The biggest plot twist for me was finding out that not only was babivamp, shit mom and stoner, posting several times, but created the second thread to talk shit about former friends of hers. The shitshow afterwards was hilarious.

 

[Big Ruski]

When DSP said "I may be living, month to month paycheck to paycheck begging for fucking tips and shit on stream for the rest of my life" the first time I've ever seen him so self aware in all my years following him.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Nick Bate masturbate to shit to prove he didn't fuck his niece or sister or whatever
Yes I saw the video and I pray for the sweet release of death

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Dylan Hafertepen murdered one of his boyfriends by injecting silicone into his nutsack.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

3 come to mind:

1: When that knife-wielding guy showed up at Null's house.

2: When Chris made that trip to Ohio on his own.

3: When that one lolcow was cucked by a couch.

 

[Pizdec]

When Jasonafex came to the forum to try and hide the recording of him and his child groomed wife btfo'ing some dude who gave him free shelter.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Got himself elected President of the United States of America.

 

[Autisticats]

When strikerwolf (diaper furfag) came to the farms and was mildly entertaining

 

[R00T]

Boogie2988 whipping out a gun was kinda surprising because I thought he'd be the type to never pick up a gun, let alone fire it.

 

[Raiken]

That one obscure lolcow who cut his own taint open.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Ok, where do I begin?

Chris:

• When he posted this during the SpiderClyde arc. I still wanna know if it was his idea or not.

• His conversation with Casey's father, especially when he brought up "pulling weeds", "lifting 10 ton dog houses" and "crossing the line".
• His conversation with Lars, when he suddenly tried to talk like a homie, despite not liking black people at all.
• When Chris trooned out. Yeah-yeah, "suppressed by his parents", even though he trooned out right before Bob's death, so he could call him a fag at last.
• "DON'T CALL ANYBODY!"
• UN-CLIT.

YanDev:

• When his "wife Samus" turned out to be a real doll. I could expect something like this from an incel like him, but still, it came out of nowhere.
• Hate'n'Shame. Not the video itself, because he's always been a whiny faggot, but the fact that he directly called out Farms, so people could visit them and... Yeah, talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Ethan Ralph:

• His downward spiral right after Knoxville. I could see him doing 1 or 2 mistakes, but he's been doing them non-stop since and the most surprising of them is...
• Trying to own some trailer trash by posting a video where he sniffs shit. Yeah, talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Bryan Dunn:

• That recording that everyone knows him by to this day. I still can't believe that he told all this stuff to some people he barely knew.
• When he tried to stop all the jokes about outlines by posting his half-chub in thick pants in his own thread.
• When after he tried to smear several people as pedos, his own father turned out to be a convicted pedophile. Talk about karma.

DSP:

• "The camera was on the whole time? Hello!"
• That fucking gacha game. Like I can get behind buying house you can't afford and car that you barely need, it's grown up stuff, it's status. Even plastic shit, at least it's material, but wasting thousands on some mobile trash game? I didn't expect that.
• When he got married.

When Kentray "Kent" E Brown has resurfaced with a girlfriend that took his V-card. Everyone thought that he is gonna shoot up a school or at least himself. People called him Elliot Roger the 2nd, for God's sake

 

[Cool Spot]

When Lowtax gave up ownership of SA. Thought he would've dragged that site down with him kicking and screaming.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Got himself elected President of the United States of America.

Yeah that was my most surprising Barack Obama moment as well.

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

When DSP said "I may be living, month to month paycheck to paycheck begging for fucking tips and shit on stream for the rest of my life" the first time I've ever seen him so self aware in all my years following him.

Self awareness, the thing most cows lack, is always shocking.

Dylan Hafertepen murdered one of his boyfriends by injecting silicone into his nutsack.

I'm trying to decide if this was a shocker if it kickstarted their thread - I think it does. I hope he gets boos and hisses at the gay community hangouts to this day.

3: When @that one lolcow was cucked by a couch.

I don't know why I was surprised a mass shooter would post on the farms. Think its because the community and mods tend to kick out people who are that exceptionally edgy by making fun of their post like the former or banning them like the later.

Hate'n'Shame. Not the video itself, because he's always been a whiny faggot, but the fact that he directly called out Farms, so people could visit them and... Yeah, talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

He posted it at a time where the thread was thirsting for content since he was doing his same routine of shitting himself and streaming. This being where a lot of spare time went was nuts.

DSP:

• "The camera was on the whole time? Hello!"
• That fucking gacha game. Like I can get behind buying house you can't afford and car that you barely need, it's grown up stuff, it's status. Even plastic shit, at least it's material, but wasting thousands on some mobile trash game? I didn't expect that.
• When he got married.

DSP isn't someone I follow but I appreciate him from the side for shit like these. The defining moment is his masturbating on stream, but my favorite is being 3 gajillion dollars in debt, filing a shitty defense in court, and getting away with it all. GG Phil.

Yeah that was my most surprising Barack Obama moment as well.

Wait OP wasn't talking about Andrew Jackson?

 

[Revo]

Etika committing suicide at an young age. Rest in peace, Etika.
Alinity Divine making sex with her dog and being punished by her cat .

 

[DennisReynolds]

Nick Bate masturbate to shit to prove he didn't fuck his niece or sister or whatever
Yes I saw the video and I pray for the sweet release of death

Why the fuck did I have to look this up

 

[Yuuichirou Kumada]

Be taken seriously. At the United Nations, no less.

 

[KifflomKween]

One certain obscure lolcow I know began a relationship with a lolcow friend of his. The amount of damage he has caused her so far is beyond anything I could ever dream of doing. I knew he was a pretty toxic person but I didn't think he was a sociopath. I was (and still am) quite impressed. I thought sociopaths were supposed to be badass.

For context, the lolcow is a closetted middleaged faggot and the gf is asexuality.org's pet ana-chan trainwreck, whose already frail physical and mental health has been steadily declining since their relationship began. She documents her entire life on asexuality.org. It's fascinating watch.
This guy isn't all that smart or convincing, yet she thinks he's the love of her life and everyone at AVEN enables this.