What's the nicest thing someone has said to you? - Compliments, encouragements and other sugary stuff

[Monika H.]

Kiwis, what's the most nice, sweet and appreciative thing someone said to you?
Let's recall those few rays of sunshine in our rotten, barren and pathetic existences. Share your stories!

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

"Shut the fuck up."
"It's ALWAYS Christmas."

- @LofaSofa

 

[Curt Sibling]

"Die of AIDS, you faggot-scum!"

 

[FierceBrosnan]

"Hey glad the surgery went okay! You look less...Jewish." :^)

-A coworker, after I got my sinuses drilled the fuck out.​

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Actually, I got a better one:
“JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PISSED OFF AT WHAT I SAID DOES NOT MEAN YOU GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING A LOG RATING AS FUCK. FUCK YOU.”

- @MisterNeanderthal

 

[Audit_The_Autist]

"I love you son, see you soon"
- My dad on his way to get a pack of cigarettes

 

[RG 448]

“Take me now,” -daily passers-by

 

[SadClownMan]

"I love you son" - Dad right as he jumps the border BACK to Mexico

 

[Rand /pol/]

"Nice hat."
- Man on the street

 

[Monika H.]

"You're my favourite nephew"
- The man I thought was my father

"You are fat, gross and with a stupid laugh, but I can't stay without you"
- The love of my life

 

[Derp Potato]

...If we can't think of anything, what does that mean?

 

[Curt Sibling]

What is this gay thread doing on Kiwi farms?

 

[Nekromantik]

"You're my favorite daughter in law."
I'm his only daughter in law.

 

[Derp Potato]

"You're my favorite daughter in law."
I'm his only daughter in law.

So you know he isn't lying.

 

[ES 148]

"ur mom gay lol"

 

[TaterBot]

um gimme a sec, I'll think of some lie thing.

 

[Monika H.]

"You have a beautiful smile"
"You'll always be mein Treue Heinrich"
"You are like heroin. You repulse me and make me vomit, but I feel like I'm dying without you"

 

[Curt Sibling]

"You'll always be mein Treue Heinrich"

...And then you ran off to Eisenhower and betrayed your fuhrer!

 

[Monika H.]

"You'll always be mein Treue Heinrich"

...And then you ran off to Eisenhower and betrayed your fuhrer!

That's not true... I spoke with Bernadotte, Eisenhower did not want to see me

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"She's quite a character."

This was said by the owner of a pub I used to frequent. It was pretty much the only time I ever heard him tread carefully with words (he was hard as nails and even the local criminal elements wouldn't cross him). Still have no idea what I did.