What's the proper etiquette for farting in an elevator? - Release the kraken!

[Quantum Diabetes]

I usually go "Uh oh, poopy coming!"

 

[Furret]

Let it rip without making any effort to hide it, then turn to the nearest person and say "I really should go see a doctor about that."

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

It's usually very crowded when I have to ride one. So, I stand in the back corner, where I am naturally meant to be, being last off. Let up an SBD, and watch the men and women in suits look confused and angry. They never glare back into my corner, because one of their peer group must be doing this to piss them off.

E- I wrote this in a tone like everyone should clap at the end. I'm sorry.

 

[Penis Drager]

Hold it until you're about to reach your floor. Then you let it go right before stepping out

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Don't hold back. Lean into it and audibly/visibly push. Shoot for some solid discharge. Scare everyone else into silence. They just saw you struggle to shit yourself loudly in public. Who knows what a madman like that is capable of?

 

[Punished Benis]

Squeeze off the fart so they think you're done. Give them a moment to let the relief and hope build. Resume farting. Enjoy watching the despair and crushed hopes written on their faces.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Be like Shrek. Let that fart out without shame.

 

[Niggernerd]

Fart and slap the person next you calling them stinky pants