What's the weirdest food combo/creation you've ever eaten? - Don't be shy, most of us are americans anyway.

[Romper Stomper]

One time while i was drunk out of my mind I cut out some pretty big pieces of spam, loaded them onto a bagel, threw some mustard mayo and ketchup in there, and finished it off with drowning it in maple syrup. It honestly was pretty damn good, at least while I was drunk. Probably the worst combination of foods you could ever put into your body, but I liked it and I'm tempted to try it again while sober.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hot dog with strawberry syrup put on top of it. I was out of it.

 

[Coelacanth]

Plain spaghetti with Marmite. It actually tastes damn nice and makes for a tasty meal when you're too tired or busy to cook a full on meal.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is my kinda thread. Other than the famous Sinner's Sandwich, I've made a sandwich with chili, a slice of meatloaf, pepperoni, cheese, ham, and a slice of pizza. Absolutely filling (and filled with calories, can't even imagine the nutritional facts about that) and absolutely delicious.

 

[Otis Boi]

I once made deepfried lamb and ice cream. That shit was good especially after I poured chocolate and syrup on it

 

[ScamL Likely]

Digestive biscuits with tomato sauce, cottage cheese, and red caviar on top. Some sort of Down's Syndrome cousin of an hors d'oeurve made on a buzzed whim.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Not that unusual in Japan but unusual for North America, corn and mayo pizza is delicious.

 

[Witthel]

I once ate pizza with mustard and relish on it.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Orange juice with instant coffee. It's reminiscent of a high-percentage cocoa & orange chocolate.

 

[murgatroid]

I once made deepfried lamb and ice cream. That shit was good especially after I poured chocolate and syrup on it

I drizzle chocolate syrup on pretty much any cereal unless the cereal is already pretty much candy.

And it must be real chocolate syrup (sugar+cocoa) not imposter Hersheys "chocolate flavored" syrup.

 

[Romper Stomper]

I drizzle chocolate syrup on pretty much any cereal unless the cereal is already pretty much candy.

And it must be real chocolate syrup (sugar+cocoa) not imposter Hersheys "chocolate flavored" syrup.

It should be illegal to call anything made by hershey 'chocolate'
Same thing as calling american ''cheese'' processed milk product

 

[Rinny.]

I have several that people have been weirded out over but the one that is probably the 'weirdest' is lemon-flavored fish oil and kettle popcorn.

 

[Crustyguy]

I like to put cheez-its in my peanut butter + nutella sandwiches.

 

[Cowboy Boot]

I have some country-ass grandparents. They once served some cottage cheese and a single pineapple ring with a smear of mayonnaise. I ate the whole thing but it was awful. Then again, they're still kicking and living independently at almost 90, so they're doing something right.

As kids, our mom fed us chocolate syrup and carrots sticks to dip them in. I don't know how but we loved it.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Spinach & Artichoke Pizza. Surprisingly it's really good.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Semen and pubic hair.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well I just this minute finished a combo of...

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- roast chicken thighs with olive oil garlic and thyme​

- a mushroom/onion duxcelle wine sauce​

- experimental cabbage/rutabaga kimchi in a honey mustard dressing​

- homemade sweet waffles​

And honestly it was pretty damn nice. Boozy sauces seem to be a good way to link up divergent flavours in a palatable way so anyone looking to try some weirdass combo should consider using one in their dish.

 

[and 1 other]

I ate a can of tuna with a glass of milk after going a full day without eating. The reason behind it was that they were the most nutritious food products that I had around. I unleashed some ungodly farts as I was trying to sleep.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Sauerkraut and wurst soup (IIRC a Bavarian recipe) with Hefekranz. That's a type of sweet bread with raisins or almonds baked into it.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

I have some country-ass grandparents. They once served some cottage cheese and a single pineapple ring with a smear of mayonnaise. I ate the whole thing but it was awful. Then again, they're still kicking and living independently at almost 90, so they're doing something right.

As kids, our mom fed us chocolate syrup and carrots sticks to dip them in. I don't know how but we loved it.

That isn't country ass, that is straight out of a "The commies are gonna nuke us" 50s-70s cook book