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I consider myself to be a pretty tough person. Never beat up a person with my bare fists while suffering from a gunshot wound, mind you, but I have a pretty high pain threshold. That was until I had a kidney stone last night. Have you ever been in so much pain that you barfed up everything in your stomach? That a shot of morpheine isn't enough to stop the pain? That was me last night. Cried like a little bitch. I've been hit by a car before, been in a severe car accident where I rolled a car multiple times into a ditch, tore a wrist ligament goofing around with my roommate, had a looped intestine, couple of concussions, etc etc etc none of that had shit on a kidney stone holy fuck it was bad.

What was the worst pain you've experienced in your life?
 

The Fool

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I've had an intense nerve pain in my shoulder for about a year or so. Often it was so bad I couldn't sleep. I'd try to ignore it but sometimes I'd just have to get up and just, squirm in agony or something. Turns out it was due to a few of my rotting teeth, after they got removed the pain was finally gone.

Brush your teeth kids.
 

Sailor_Jupiter

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Physical pain..? Probable food poisoning. Steer clear of McDonald's, kids.

Honorary mention is when I somehow managed to amass a three-in-a-row of a cavity, half of a missing tooth(!,) and another cavity in one side of my jaw. And the dentist knew but didn't tell me at first (?!,) so it just RIPENED for about a month or two. :S

I've been through a lot, but those are the two injuries I literally wouldn't wish on even hitler! :'(
 

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The absolute worst? Ruptured appendix.

Second was dental pain. I had a large abcess that had gone undetected and inexplicably painless until one day it suddenly started hurting so badly it felt like someone had split my face open with a fucking axe.
Still not as bad the ruptured appendix.
 
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I woke up during surgery with my hand sliced open and the surgeon sawing away at a cyst that was attached to a ligament. Stung a bit.
I've learned the hard way, go under for surgery.

I was having metal taken out of my shoulder and thought, local will be fine and it worked, it didn't hurt but I felt something. That was a total mind fuck being poked on the inside.

I'm amazingly lucky it was when I was younger but I pulled all the skin off my left thumb it was like a sleeve folded backwards, just a thread holding on. It's power of being young I really have a scar you can't see on me. I don't remember it coming off hurting badly, I think fear was high enough I was going to lose a finger and shock seeing the insides of my body and bone freaked me out too much to notice pain, but boy oh boy was that painful healing.

Longer less painful but a worse experience, was my ear drum blowing out. Don't fly when you have a shit ton of nitrogen in your system kids. It was the first time flying alone, and got super lucky to sit next to two super cute girls my age.. Bassomatic was crying dripping from his nose and ears moaning and doubled over the whole flight.

I'm told tooth pain is abhorrent to the point, my injuries (that are many) are easy mode. So my heart is out to you dental victims.
 

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Ate some peanuts and ended with food poisoning. Worst. Pain. Ever.
It felt like someone was kicking my back repeatedly and hitting my stomach with a baseball bat. I laid on my floor on the fetal position and cried like a child, the meds I used did nothing, the pain was unbearable.
Ended up with fever, vomit and explosive diarrhea.
 

CaptainMappy

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I'm a pussy ass nigga, so here goes. Got all four of my wisdom teeth removed about two years ago, which wasn't too bad at first due to the anesthetic. However, once the shit wore off about 4 hours later, the pain hit. It wasn't exactly a sharp, piercing pain, but rather this broad, persisting pain in the lower half of my face. They suggested that I take painkillers to relieve the pain, but no thanks. Had college the next day, but I didn't exactly feel like going to class in pain and with a mouth full of bloody gauze, so I stayed home all day and played Quake.
 
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I was a retarded kid. Back when I was a teenager I wanted to impress all my friends with a sick bike trick. I was about 11-12 and pretty traded as is so yeah... I decided I would try and do a backflip on a mountain bike. So we had this track named Devils Creek where we would go and ride the track. The start was a 15 foot incline at like 60 degrees. There was a small 3 foot ramp at the end. So I pedal down the hill as hard as I can. I hit the ramp and pull up. Rather than doing a flip, I landed on the top of my head. For a second I thought I was paralyzed but then I started moving and as I tried getting up I was shaking from pain. I got my bike and started walking home by myself. I got home and crawled in the shower, my nose was leaking fluid. I had a terrible head and neck ache. I my mom let me stay home from school the next day, my whole fucking skull was swollen. I went to the hospital and had to get an mri
 

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Laid in bed for an entire month sick, mix of a parasitic bacteria and food poisoning. Sitting up made me sick, moving made me sick, nothing I ate stayed down, and I lost over....I think 40lbs in under a week. Was always cold, but also sweating. It felt like I might as well be dead, because sleeping was the only time I felt okay.

I literally had just graduated too.
 

Jason Genova

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Got a kidney stone at 17, worst pain I've ever felt. Can't even compare it to anything I've felt before or since.

I didn't cry, I haven't cried since about 13-14, but I did tremble, shake, and sweat. It was fucking unbearable.

Went to the doctor and got an opioid shot. Then a prescription for some more opioids, only used like one.
 

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I once had my heel sliced open close to the bone (still have the scar) and dislocated my arm only to have my dad pop it back into socket on another occasion as a child, but thankfully I was too young/repressed it to recall how badly it hurt. It's amazing I still have all my extremities and limbs tbh.
Having a dog sink its teeth into that soft part behind your knee not once but twice in the span of two seconds is a bitch in of itself as a physical pain though.

Emotional pain like loss can make me physically sick and lay me out like a KO punch, however.
 
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Kiwi Jeff

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Once I broke into a guy's place, and he sliced me open like a salmon while staring me in the eyes.

All joking aside the worst pain I've felt would probably either be the time I split my head open, or the day my best friend just tore me apart because I accidentally slept through something.
 

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