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I maybe didn't get a facebook update or something, but i've been hearing how Charb has been sharing room. Why did he lose his room and his privacy?
A slightly unrelated note: what are q-sands? again, I just jumped into the forum after abandoning it for a couple months because class got heavy.
 

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Q-sands are a modern CWCism for quarter of a sandwich, from a Jackie email.
No idea about the room.
 

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I think a combination of Barb not wanting Chris left in his room to his own stupid devices and wanting some company. The 31 year old, having no spine, moved out of his room.
 

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Barb moved Chris in with her because she's fucking insane. She knows she has no one else in the world, and she's worried Chris will either sneak away from her, or get arrested doing stupid shit. So she ministers him 24/7 and never lets him out longer than he needs to be.
 

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Doesn't Barb spoon Chris? Him having his own room and her being too lazy to enter it would play a factor in preventing this from happening.
tickspoon.jpg
 

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Pikonic said:
Q-sands are a modern CWCism for quarter of a sandwich, from a Jackie email.
No idea about the room.

The Room is the best movie of all times, I recommend it to all forum members.

Anyway, in regards to the OP post, according to Alec and/or Marvin (who more or less have some contact with Chris under different identities or something like that) Barb has decided recently to sleep in the same bed with Chris or constantly stay in his room and watch him for most of the time or something like that. It's not completely clear why she does it, but it is seems to me like it has to do with emotional dependence or something like that. IIRC, according to the post Marvin wrote on the subject Barb's watching of Chris is not completely constant and OPL does a get some brief breaks from it.
 

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>>Barb has decided recently to sleep in the same bed with Chris or constantly stay in his room and watch him for most of the time or something like that.<<

They camp out in the hoard that is the living room, I believe.

I'd love to see pics of what Chris' room looks like abandoned.
 

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I think it's a combination of two factors.

1. Bob's death has made Barb fear for her own mortality. She doesn't want to die anytime soon, so she's forcing Chris to keep a watch on her so she won't die due to something preventable.

2. Her separation anxiety issues (evidenced by her hoarding) went critical after Bob's death and the October 28th incident (specifically, the moment the cops moved to cuff Chris). She's tried explaining to Chris that things like the attraction signs don't work--except his brain didn't translate "Sell yourself like a new car" to "People will think you are trying to prostitute yourself". Attempting to convince Chris to not be a moron was too much stress, so Barb took the path of least resistance and just banned Chris from leaving the house for any reason.
 
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Kamen Rider Black said:
Doesn't Barb spoon Chris? Him having his own room and her being too lazy to enter it would play a factor in preventing this from happening.
tickspoon.jpg

For a while, I thought spooning meant Barb was spoonfeeding Chris or something.
 

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sparklemilhouse said:
...I'd love to see pics of what Chris' room looks like abandoned.

it couldn't have gotten any worse. Maybe the rats have built a rudimentary fort out of all Chris' spare lego.
 

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sparklemilhouse said:
I'd love to see pics of what Chris' room looks like abandoned.

The Morlocks have taken refuge in it and now worship Sonichu as a God.
 

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Kamen Rider Black said:
NegaCWC said:
Pikonic said:
Q-sands are a modern CWCism for quarter of a sandwich, from a Jackie email.
No idea about the room.

The Room is the best movie of all times, I recommend it to all forum members.
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Are you implying that The Room is anything less than perfect?
 

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raymond said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Doesn't Barb spoon Chris? Him having his own room and her being too lazy to enter it would play a factor in preventing this from happening.
tickspoon.jpg

For a while, I thought spooning meant Barb was spoonfeeding Chris or something.

Oh no, it's much worse than that. Much, much worse... :cryblood:
 

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I think some long lost item of food combined with old :briefs: came to life from being exposed to autism radiation for years and kicked Chris out taking his room for it's own. It then merged with the hoard giving it life as well. Chris and Barb have to stay in the same room all the time, as this is what space the hoard allowes them, with Chris venturing out to feed the hoard and to spread autism radiation to other piles of garbage around town.

If OPL is successful in creating another living garbage pile then the original hoard will have a "Sweetpile From The Shopping Isle" of it's very own to breed with. After that, well, I hate to think of what comes next but I fear that by the time Charlottesville gets this message it will be too late. *sigh*
 

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raymond said:
Kamen Rider Black said:
Doesn't Barb spoon Chris? Him having his own room and her being too lazy to enter it would play a factor in preventing this from happening.
tickspoon.jpg

For a while, I thought spooning meant Barb was spoonfeeding Chris or something.

Brother, the slop that they stuff in their mouths doesn't require spoons. That would require too much work *sigh*
 
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