What's your favorite mythological figure? -

[Gorgar]

What's your favorite mythological figure?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Old Man Coyote from Crow mythology. He's portrayed as having a massive penis that he frequently causes trouble with. In one story, his anus becomes a home for ducks. It's so batshit insane, I can't help but love it.

 

[stares at error messages]

Fake question. History is just a trail of Jones Towns.

 

[BingBong]

Sneed

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Jörmungandr?

(giant snake that encircles Midgard - the "normal" world)

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

your girlfriend

 

[Mr. Bung]

Foamy the squirrel, descendant of Ratatoskr the squirrel of Norse mythology.

 

[Positron]

Sir Kay and Friar Tuck.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Oedipus. He took "I did your mom" to a whole new level.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Quaker Oats Man

 

[Just A Butt]

Jesus

 

[Local FloRida-man]

The Hash Slinging Slasher

 

[Cup Noodle]

Osama Bin Laden

 

[Big Ruski]

Gigac Chad Zues, dude was an asshole to the nth degree. You can't help but admire him.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Joshua Moon

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Odin

 

[mr.moon1488]

Loki. I mean, he was basically the first shitposter.

 

[Bookmark Cuck]

Glow in the dark CIA Niggers.

 

[Some JERK]

Medusa. Her story is so incredibly tragic. She gets turned into a hideous monster for the rest of her life (which ends abruptly because some dude needs the power of her hideousness to kill something so he cuts her fucking head off.) All for the terrible crime of being raped by a god. But is that injustice what she's famous for? No. She's famous for being hideous. The tribulations of Job ain't got nothing on that bitch.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The Non-Absent Black Father.

Racist jokes aside it's Väinämöinen.