Mine:
"[Encyclopedia Dramatica] was my job for almost a decade."
"[Encyclopedia Dramatica] was my job for almost a decade."
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"ITS OK, GO TO BED MY DARLING!!! AHAHAHAHHA DANCE FAGGOT DANCE!!!!"
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"lol calm down"
This should be a permanent banner on every browser.
This should be a permanent banner on every browser.
"Do not say that <em>SpongeBob SquarePants</em> is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life."
Yeeb-Renzo
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"FUCK YOU NULL IM NEVER GONNA STOP BEING A FURRY UR JUST A FUCKING HATER U NIGGER"
and
"Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."
and
"Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."
Figuratively Stalin
kiwifarms.net
It was funnier with the nigger>Google filter imo.
Personally, I like this quote:
"I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction."
"Shaped like a girl" is a good one.
That or gangster high law.
That or gangster high law.
"Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me." I remember seeing this post in the wild on Tumblr. (Actually, it was something very similar, whoops)
Also, "At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."
Also, "At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."
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"YIFF! YIFF!" he cried. "That's what foxes say" he exclaimed.
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"Lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person."
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"God can go anywhere! Even Canada!"
"Hi Chris!"
- "I went to Kiwi Homepage and got a popup saying animalpornfetish.us wanted my name and password for ym facebook."
"It was an awkward ride home that day."
I have no idea what the context is, and that's why I love that one.
I have no idea what the context is, and that's why I love that one.
"I am going to preface this by saying that I like the idea of fucking dogs."
Never gets old and sounds even funnier spoken aloud, so much that it's become an inside joke netween my boss and I.
Never gets old and sounds even funnier spoken aloud, so much that it's become an inside joke netween my boss and I.
I forget the exact wording but I think it's "They said I look like a melted garbage bag."
