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Replicant Sasquatch

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What's your favorite of Chris's various random turns of phrase?

Personally, mine is "tugboat". It's the only CWCism which actually makes any kind of sense. The metaphor is solid and you can understand the logic behind it. Plus it's a great way to refer to other lolcows' welfare checks.
 

The Great Citracett

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I like "Q-Sand". It literally just means a quarter of a sandwich. Barb apparently had once kept a quarter of a McChicken in her purse and whipped it out to eat inside a gas station and got yelled at for it. Chris kept calling it a Q-Sand for god knows what reason. Probably comes from all the X-treme marketing stuff he puts in everything.
 

The Fool

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Mass debating put a horrible mental image in my head of chris jerking off while trying to moderate a debate between two people. I don't know. It's awful.

Second because it's ruined the entire concept of debate for me
 

The American Hedgehog

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Hurtful Truth Level.

I like how it shows his grief at having his flaws pointed out to him and rather than putting in effort to improve, he would rather just exclaim, "That hurts!" It also sounds dramatic, like he's on a battlefield getting shot at with bullets made of cold, hard facts.
 
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