What's your ideal body type? - Thin, fat, toned - don't make it a thirst thread pls

Clop

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The tomboy type, straight and narrow. Flat as a fucking board.
The kind that buys men's shampoo because she's not an idiot.
Fashion sense that says "I'm one of those mentally ill trannies" but her lips say "I just like to dress this way, faggot."

Any other type is a fun-hating thot (and tomboys have amazing sex drive, hooboy.)
 

Block Me

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If he thicc, he get my dicc
 

Lord of the Large Pants

Chicks dig giant robots.
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Trim waist, wide hips, bubble butt, and boobs so huge they have their own gravitational pull.

That's probably too much for a man like me to ask, but the boner wants what it wants.
 

Fiber-Rich Vegetable

Staying up until 11pm
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For women, tall, thin, and with lean muscle. For men, a little bit of chub is okay. Otherwise no fatties, and tbh no extra anything. Thin and strong. Broad shoulders, narrow waist. Maybe its the typical modella look i like.
 

Hellbound Hellhound

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I think Michelangelo's David is the ideal male body type. Not too muscular, not too thin, but everything is in proportion:
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As an aside, looking at Renaissance art really makes me feel that mankind's appreciation of aesthetics has declined in recent centuries. People today seem to strive for an exaggeration of what is attractive, and the result is very often offensive to the eye.
 

Vilnus Asuncion

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Since you asked...

But seriously, tough. Slim, average tits and ass, I think the word I am looking for is "Svelte", long hair (Really important). I don't care about race, but she has to be into geeky shit, politics, philosophy or have something interesting to talk about
 

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komissar

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As long as she isn't a trans Big Smoke, it'd be fine I guess. Though not an anorexic, as I don't have a rib fetish. Hair preferably long (color doesn't matter tbh), but it isn't a priority (though I'm not interested in a female Agent 47). Obviously some tits and ass are good, but with moderation (don't have a silicone fetish either).
 
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RG 448

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Houglass figure, massive tits, legs for miles, bomb booty. But enough about my body, in a partner I tend to prefer a little meat on the bones but otherwise I’m not super picky. So long as they’re not super unhealthy and refusing to change. Don’t wanna fall in love with someone who’s just gonna keel over tommorow.
 
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