What's your ideal body type? - Thin, fat, toned - don't make it a thirst thread pls

[Count groudon]

I see my ideal body type every time I look in the mirror

 

[Buer]

For women: Slim-ish waist, C cup boobs(not fake), a bit of a thigh gap, toned but thicc legs, preferably brunette, green eyes, kinda tall(>5'5"), non-flat butt

For men: No hair at all on their stomach, legs, or arms, no moobs, either skinny but a little toned or like one of those Calvin Klein models, dark brown or black hair

 

[8777BB5]

For Ladies: Wrena from MacGyver Theif of Budapest or Miss Brahms from Are You Being Served
For Men: 1970 Roger Daltrey or 1985 Richard Dean Anderson

 

[trashbat]

women: petite, thin is ok but fit preferred
men:

Spoiler: peak performance

 

[BeanBidan]

Thicc thighs save lives

 

[kinglordsupreme19]

pregnant with my progeny

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Do milk.

 

[Sofonda Cox]

I've got a thing for matronly women - think Kathy Bates.

 

[The Shadow]

Daisy Duke, obviously.

 

[Rose]

This (I have an eating disorder fetish)

 

[Slowboat to China]

I like tall guys. I'm on the tall side for a woman, and I was surrounded by a lot of short guys growing up, and I found it kind of hard to take them seriously when I could look down and predict who was going to be balding by their 20s. I'd like my partner to be taller than me for bloody once. That being said, personality makes up for a lot, including height. If I meet an incredibly charming, smart guy who just happens to be a midget ... well, shit, you only live once.

Also, I like guys who look like they can get stuff done. No skinny hipsters. If someone in the relationship is freaking out about breaking a nail, it had better be me.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Is "Scottish" considered a body type?

 

[DangerousGas]

Is "Scottish" considered a body type?
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I hate to break it to you, but most Scots tend to either fall into the tracksuit-wearing 'fake slav' bracket, or they look like Rab C Nesbit.

 

[laoyang]

I like my women short, petite, and squishy.

 

[OdoIslander]

I get a lot of flack for this haha. I also like short girls with a petite frame but a voluptuous lower half of her figure.

 

[Black Waltz]

I like guys who are muscular but not super buff and girls who are sorta curvy and have b or c cup boobs

 

[Pina Colada]

“Guy next door” types who are lean but fairly toned with muscle; preferably with no body hair. Height doesn’t matter.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

As long as the dude isn't obese I don't care what kind of body he has. Even if the guy's a little chubby that doesn't bug me. As long as you can get around.
Oh, and I like tall guys.

 

[AF 802]

Dangerhair guys so I can laugh at their microbenis.