What's your ideal body type? - Thin, fat, toned - don't make it a thirst thread pls

The Man From G.R.I.D.S.

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I love gingers most of all, especially dark red hair. I like women with freckles or pinkish white skin, who always look like they're blushing or they just got out of the shower after a run.

Average height, fleshy butt and tits but flat stomach.

Basically the slutty literal trailer trash chick down the road that took my v-card in middle school after I finger blasted her. Ah, the innocence of youthful love!

This is the ideal that I think I can reasonably get. If I were better looking, rich, or pathologically confident I would expect her to be taller and fitter, but still pink and with long dark red hair in curls.

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I also have a slight thing for chicks with slightly masculine jawlines and slightly bruised/delicate-looking skin around her eyes. No idea why.

Chicks with expressive eyes and faces, especially stereotypically female expressiveness, used to make me sort of nervous.
 
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SugarSnot

You will not want it after reading the tags.
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Give me two-dimensional beefcakes or give me death.
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FierceBrosnan

Father of Birds, Lord of Parrots, Coffee drinker.
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Physically I like a little on the slender side and a bit stacked but as long as they are proportional and not a land whale it's all good. The only thing I and my dick discriminate against is a shit personality, and excessive body hair. Seriously keep that shit cleaned up.
 

Cake Farts

Settling down 🍵
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For women I like exaggerated curves because they’re pretty fun to draw. IRL I think petite builts are really cute and I wish I had one :oops:

As for men, I like “elegant” tall and slim builts. They look really nice in suits.
 

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
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Fat as fuck that I need the belly wheel. It's the future and part of the glorious sport that is competitive eating.
 

firestoopscience

General Who Stabilizes the East
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Whatever my Avatar's body type is. But I do like people with a bit more filling. Iunno, skinny people ain't my type.
 

SeaPancake

KF's resident history sperg
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Guys: Thin or lightly toned and tall. Not very muscular. Or my size or shorter and built like a strongman dwarf.

Girls: Either lookin' like a 10 year old boy (very small chest, no curves) or has an hourglass figure with it all going on.

All of them are free of body hair, of course, cuz it freaks me out.

I like extremes.
 
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