When is the super double deluxe Tard moon? -

[Quantum Diabetes]

You get extra stickers in class that day

 

[The Real Me]

Every time a tard colours inside of the lines, the chances increase just a little. Of course, this also goes the other way so it's rather rare and unpredictable.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

As I'm sure the rest of the astronomers here on the Farms know, the likelihood of a tard moon event increases as tards converge together here on Earth. There is a theoretical event sometime in the future known as the Tardening when the super double deluxe tard moon will appear- if you hear rumors of a combination Naruto / MLP convention held within walking distance of a McDonalds with a Play Place, lock your doors and pray you weather the storm.