When Was The Most Uneventful Stretch Of Time Since Chris's Discovery? -

[Jerkop In Training]

Basically got the idea from least favorite saga thread earlier https://kiwifarms.net/threads/least-favorite-troll-saga-and-why.19065/page-3#post-1360465

basically when was the time you thought the least interesting period of time in Chistory from his discovery to now to you guys?

mine personally was last year since his arrest at gamestop it didn't get interesting again until he made that disturbing video of himself sprawled out on his bed

 

[MasterDisaster]

His birth.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Wasnt there a huge dry spell before the "Macening"?

 

[cumrobbery]

After the fire

 

[Jack O' all CWC spells]

Bob's death.

 

[chimpburgers]

When he's not making videos

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Barb needs to die. Without her Chris will gain her debts and finally lose the last person that will even engage with him in real live thus resuming his gender-challenged descent into madness. He will be lonelier than ever, going long stretches of time without any real social contact. His speech impediment will worsen and he will take increasingly desperate measures to securing a fertile boyfriend-free caucasian mother figure.

This is what will usher in the golden age of Chris-chan Jesus died for.

 

[NumberingYourState]

The fact his petty assault trial was so by-the-numbers, I mean he looked like a mess and Barb looked something like a cat lady who never takes off her moldy footwear... But if you aren't laughing at someones physical appearance, it was rather ho-hum. The macing itself was a sweet moment. Everything after was just... Beh.

 

[Null]

Bob's death.

This is the correct answer. Most people here are now spoiled to Chris actively pumping out videos and Facebook posts every week, but in 2012~2013 when I first started, Chris went silent. I mean, nothing. There was not a fucking thing. We'd go months without a facebook post and then the ones we'd get would just be him liking a website about autism or women or some shit.

That's why the Updates board exist, to the bewilderment of many people. We'd have so much meta and off-topic discussion in the Chris board (which at the time was our only Lolcow board) that many users who came for CWC and not the community wouldn't be able to catch up at all if something happened. Chris would post a facebook message and people wouldn't even know until weeks later because they didn't even check the board. Updates was made to simply repost OPs in a commentless format and without replies that didn't add anything to discussion (such as an explanation of a CWCism or something).

Since then we've expanded quite a bit and the Updates board is completely unused, but I want to repurpose it eventually. It was a great board because it gave people exactly what they wanted.

 

[JULAY]

This is the correct answer. Most people here are now spoiled to Chris actively pumping out videos and Facebook posts every week, but in 2012~2013 when I first started, Chris went silent. I mean, nothing. There was not a fucking thing. We'd go months without a facebook post and then the ones we'd get would just be him liking a website about autism or women or some shit.

That's why the Updates board exist, to the bewilderment of many people. We'd have so much meta and off-topic discussion in the Chris board (which at the time was our only Lolcow board) that many users who came for CWC and not the community wouldn't be able to catch up at all if something happened. Chris would post a facebook message and people wouldn't even know until weeks later because they didn't even check the board. Updates was made to simply repost OPs in a commentless format and without replies that didn't add anything to discussion (such as an explanation of a CWCism or something).

Since then we've expanded quite a bit and the Updates board is completely unused, but I want to repurpose it eventually. It was a great board because it gave people exactly what they wanted.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

2016 is making a case for a very uneventful year the way things are going right now. i'd say the least eventful stretch of time is from the time cwc got bailed out of jail in 2011 to the time he started chasing after his high school gal-pals in 2013. yeah, there was a trial, but other than that fuck all happened. he wasn't making videos or working on sonichu, he was just idling his life away until he tried to throw a reunion (we all know how that turned out.)

this year looks like it'll be more of that, with any videos we get being ps4 livestreams, where you, the viewer, get to see him shit himself and do nothing. can you feel the excitement?

 

[Lysistrata]

2011-2014, definitely. I got into Chris at some point between Jackie and Catie (so 2012/2013ish), and for the most part, from Bob's death until the house fire, we had radio silence, interrupted only by the odd Facebook status.

I don't get the complaints about his new videos. I admit, I was completely taken by surprise by his video rants about not getting the PS4 or the $120k. I legit thought he'd learned by now that it just wouldn't happen, and that he'd simply made those demands on the off-chance that someone would oblige. The fact that he had been so confident that he'd be obliged, enough that he blew a fucking gasket at his fans for not giving him what he wanted...it made the fact that he didn't get his own way all the sweeter.

 

[GV 998]

Now is pretty boring in my opinion. Mainly because the trolls went to the well one too many times. Now Chris is paranoid and it's pretty much impossible to get to him (not that I'm planning to troll him, but because he is so paranoid of trolls, I can see it's either going to be a long time until we get another saga, or we may never get another).

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Now is pretty boring in my opinion. Mainly because the trolls went to the well one too many times. Now Chris is paranoid and it's pretty much impossible to get to him (not that I'm planning to troll him, but because he is so paranoid of trolls, I can see it's either going to be a long time until we get another saga, or we may never get another).

Barring a few exceptions you don't really need trolls to get the best content out of Chris. No troll convinced the guy to re-pierce his infected perineum with a goddamn safety-pin.

 

[Marvin]

Barring a few exceptions you don't really need trolls to get the best content out of Chris. No troll convinced the guy to re-pierce his infected perineum with a goddamn safety-pin.

Taint aside, Chris is, on average, extremely boring from the internet's perspective. Like, not to say he doesn't do funny things sometimes, but without the trolls, Chris keeps his weird shit to himself. If it wasn't for Clyde Cash et al, we wouldn't have heard about Chris. Or if we did, it'd be like a single floridaman-esque article that we'd chuckle at, and then move on.

Chris would've been passed over as a curiosity if he didn't get trolled. And furthermore, at any point when the trolls stop fucking with him, Chris returns to obscurity. Remember the period of time after Bob died? When Bob died, we immediately stopped everything we were doing and Chris went quiet for years. Chris went quiet because he wasn't being baited into staying online.

Y'know why Chris is active nowadays? He's being trolled into it.

 

[Karen Riley]

I remember the time Chris 'quit,' the Internet after troll interference ended his friendship with the Wallflower as being a really boring period of time. Chris still uploaded the occasional video but asides from that things were really quiet. By the time Summer came around all anybody on /cwc/ had to discuss were his Flipnote videos and one or two sightings of Chris at Friday's After Five. Contrasting that to his previous Summer where he uploaded videos nearly every day battling with Liquid Chris made it seem even worse.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this year turned out to be bad however. I mean sure he's upkoaded the occasional live stream at the behest of the powers that be, but apart from that a lot of his other content has dried up, I haven't seen Chris writing a decent Facebook post since he got his PS4 for example.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Let's face it guys, Chris is getting more and more boring as he gets old.
Time has come to kill him.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember the period of time after Bob died? When Bob died, we immediately stopped everything we were doing and Chris went quiet for years. Chris went quiet because he wasn't being baited into staying online.

So the real answer to what happens when Barb dies is probably a long, boring period of time.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

The amiibos bullshit.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

id say between after the snyder case closed and the pepper spray incident

2nd longest between fall 2010 and summer 2011