When will Amberlynn admit she weighs 600 pounds? - CW: 570 Place your bets in the official Fat Pool

[sperginity]

As of this posting she's 532, and has averaged 8 lbs a month for the past four months. I'll buy the winner a 10 dollar Amazon egift card (you can set up a throwaway email address to protect your privacy when I send the code). If more than one person guesses correctly, whoever guessed it first will win.

My bet is 3rd week of February 2019

edit: we are betting when she will admit/announce being 600 lbs, unless there is some other way to know for sure that's what we will have to settle for.

Edit 2:

You're gonna need to Price is Right this shit, at least make them give a week and month. Btw my guess is second week of December 2018.

alas, you are correct. A week and a month need to be chosen.

Edit 3, PM me to change your bet. the first name listed next to the week is the first person to pick that week, so that person would be the winner. the pool so far:

November 2018
1st week- Janethough
2nd week- Bob Loblaw
3rd week- BeanBidan
4th week- Telomayonnaise,

December 2018
1st week- hamberlyingreed
2nd week- emspecs,
3rd week- Catnip
4th week- Very Honest Content,

January 2019
1st week- Angelicbitch,
2nd week- RanchRanchLover
3rd week- Barbarella,
4th week- liliput

February 2019
1st week- bbbandito, bekuta
2nd week- -a834604, andywhorehol
3rd week -Teresa77, whiskey-mum,Kelly Bundy
4th week- HIVidaBoheme, Ohhhamburgersss

March 2019
1st week- NobleGreyHorse, AllCISPeople,
2nd week-Gunslinger
3rd week- kiwi739, Toxoplasmosis, Tastes Like Power
4th week- Dr. Research

April 2019
1st week - Toxoplasmosis
2nd week- Sweaty Chafing Thighs,
3rd week- SAVE TWINKIE!,
4th week- captainpicardsjockstrap

May 2019
1st week- fatguypewdiepie, Geo
2nd week- Long time lurker,
3rd week- Xenomorph, Cripple
4th week- Cripple

June 2019
1st week- Dia de Muertos,
2nd week- victorkottke
3rd week- Nightlife Monster Truck,
4th week- 89elbees,

July 2019
1st week- ____, AbraCadaver
2nd week- Viridian,
3rd week- Whatthefuck,
4th week- andywhorehol

August 2019
1st week- Paging Dr. Now,
2nd week- wardencross
3rd week- hotcheetospuffs
4th week- soda sink,

September 2019
1st week- Bob Loblaw

 

[Twinkie]

I'm spoiler tagging the shitty joke I made here because it seems to be confusing some people.

Spoiler: don't read lol (:

Can you please clarify whether we betting when she hits 600, or when she admits to hitting 600? tia

When she hits it: April 2019
When she admits it: uh ???

My entry for the pool: 4/20 bitches, chin dab e'ryday

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

I'll take March 2019.

EDIT: As Twinkie asked. If it's admitting it, I'll take June 2019

EDIT 2: Month and week of admitting - I'll take June 22, 2019. Actually reaching it, probably 2-3 month earlier, but how will we know?

 

[AF 802]

December 2018.

Because fat pigs never lose weight.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Mid-late April 2019 when she finally admits it, but she'll be 600 before Christmas.

Edit: I'll say between the 15th and 22nd of April, to clarify. Gotta love those Mondays.
Edit 2: Echoing what others have said, on the off chance I'm correct just donate the $10 to a local no kill shelter or an animal charity of your choice.

 

[Draza]

September 2018.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Soon.

(But really, her next birthday, whenever the hell that is. Lolcowwiki says December 27, so that's soon enough.)

ETA: date she admits it? lol no

They'll announce at her funeral that she died 599.5 pounds, as per her final instructions.

 

[pucheenpicaroon]

MAY 2019

 

[BerriesArnold]

Maybe October 2019?
I'm betting on the Halloween candy being the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

[angelicbitch]

I'm betting early next year. She'll start the year out with a new years resolution of losing weight at her new "starting weight" of 600 lbs.

ETA- Narrowed down: first week of Jan 2019.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I say January 2019.
She'll gorge herself something fierce over the Christmas/New Years season.

 

[Basketball Jones]

She’s gained 60+ lbs in 7 months and is sitting at 532 presently. So I’m betting that she’ll yo-yo between 530-550 for now through the holiday months then will balloon and make some fake promises. I’m betting by the end of 2019 summer she’ll admit to the big 600.

My guess: August 2019

 

[The Last Stand]

December 2018 to January 2019.

 

[ricecake]

January 2019 based on her current rate.

 

[sperginity]

Can you please clarify whether we betting when she hits 600, or when she admits to hitting 600? tia

When she hits it: April 2019
When she admits it: uh ???

we have no other way to know besides when she admits it, so yeah, when she admits it.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Do you guys think the existence of this thread will change what she might have done, since we all know she reads these.

Hi Amber!

Ya know, like how they say measuring an even can change the outcome?

 

[Eryngium]

My bet is her heart commits sudoku (or however you spell the weeb word for suicide ) before she rolls to 600

 

[AJ 447]

I'll buy the winner a 10 dollar Amazon egift card (you can set up a throwaway email address to protect your privacy when I send the code). If more than one person guesses correctly, whoever guessed it first will win.

You're gonna need to Price is Right this shit, at least make them give a week and month. Btw my guess is second week of December 2018.

 

[Strine]

Hitting it: Feb 2019
Admitting it: Feb 2029

 

[Puta Bruja]

I'll go with the first week of June 2019 but certainly she'll probably have reached 600 way before then. She's probably pretty damn close right now and lahing to us all.