When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him? -

[DevilDog]

There are many boyfriend-free girls out there, and yes, some might even find Chris attractive...until a certain point...what is that point?
I still don't know how to do a poll, but this is the list I've made.
1uring the initial conversation. Given his propensity for one-way communication, could any girl make it through a "conversation" with him?
2riving back to his place. Cars tend to represent their owners in ways that other possessions don't. Would the odor of feces, mixed with axe, and the Sonichu air freshener that doesn't freshen air be the thing that gets him maced?
3:14 Branchland Court. By this point, even the most slutty and drunken woman is having second thoughts about OPL. Yet would she persist through the garbage filled, insect infested, acrid smelling halls?
4:Barb. Undoubtedly, Barb will make her presence known...would the sight of a morbidly obese woman sunken deep into a ragged and stained armchair calling out for Chris drive off our brave heartsweet?
5:His room. The belly of the beast, filled with the sickening odor of human refuse and greasy microwaved food, the floor all but buried beneath the toys, Legos, clutter and Chris' deflated harem of sex dolls. Is this the moment when our Godbear ordained organic fapcup flees?
6:His duck. The final moments, would the image of Chris' ballooned frame along with...you know what? I'm not going to describe the rest, you all know what it would be like. Would ANY girl, make it to this point? Lemme know y'all! And stay straight!

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Aw, hell no. I could never do that myself and if I ever were to date a man (you know, I have the whole lesbian thing goin' on), it sure as hell wouldn't be Chris.

As for others, I've seen some other women make some really... peculiar choices in men so it's possible.

 

[Dig]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Most girls would cut it off at the first conversation. I don't think anyone in their right mind would look at Chris (especially now) and think, "Yeah, he looks safe to talk to."
But there's some desperate women out there, and if Chris is lucky enough to meet one, he may even get her to his house. Maybe she's willing to look past the horrible car and the stench, and maybe she can even handle his awkward gropings and attempts at flirting. But then he'll get her back to his house and she'll look up and maybe she'll feel pity rather than revulsion.
Then he'll bring her inside, and just as they're coming in the front door, there will be a voice from one of the rooms. It will be Barb, and she'll be shouting at Chris for bringing someone home with him. While Chris whines to his mom, the girl will slip out and thank god she stayed close enough to the door to escape when she did.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

I'd be surprised if he'd get a person to even come to 14BC, to be honest. It's out in the middle of nowhere (and any [cwc]attraction location[/cwc] of his has always been in Charlottesville), he doesn't have that good of a personality, he's not attractive, he is on welfare, (from what I read) he reeks worse than most homeless people... what in the world could honestly attract someone to a Chris-chan?

 

[Dig]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

I'd be surprised if he'd get a person to even come to 14BC, to be honest. It's out in the middle of nowhere (and any [cwc]attraction location[/cwc] of his has always been in Charlottesville), he doesn't have that good of a personality, he's not attractive, he is on welfare, (from what I read) he reeks worse than most homeless people... what in the world could honestly attract someone to a Our Pet Lolcow?

It would probably be like the women who write love letters to serial killers in prison.

 

[Something Vague]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

I think due to his smell, most girls would free from him on sight.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

I think due to his smell, most girls would free from him on sight.

I dunno, now that I think about it, the kind of boyfriend-free girl that would date a serial killer might be interested in Chris, he is a sociopath after all.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Yeah, but serial killers that get married in prison generally have charming personalities. CWC doesn't have that.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Yeah, but serial killers that get married in prison generally have charming personalities. CWC doesn't have that.

Good point.

 

[Dig]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Yeah, but serial killers that get married in prison generally have charming personalities. CWC doesn't have that.

Good point.

Unless someone truly desperate sees him as a pet project or something. You know, someone to "fix".

 

[Seahorses]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

A friend of mine was once having relations with a girl with an elongated vagina. She once told him that he was the only dude that she found pleasurable because he had a big package. Point being, there might a girl out there that has a unique shape down there that only Chris could fill. Like a puzzle piece.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Yeah, but serial killers that get married in prison generally have charming personalities. CWC doesn't have that.

Good point.

Unless someone truly desperate sees him as a pet project or something. You know, someone to "fix".

Just as long as she doesn't google his name, wind up on the CWCki and figure out that he's beyond fixing. White knights have tried and failed.

 

[Dig]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Just as long as she doesn't google his name, wind up on the CWCki and figure out that he's beyond fixing. White knights have tried and failed.

Hey, I never said she'd stick around.

 

[phanatic]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

Yeah, but serial killers that get married in prison generally have charming personalities. CWC doesn't have that.

Good point.

Unless someone truly desperate sees him as a pet project or something. You know, someone to "fix".

There is no fixing Chris. And is anyone really that desperate?

Never mind, there has to be someone for everyone. Even Chris.

 

[93Aiwass]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

There is no fixing Chris. And is anyone really that desperate?

Never mind, there has to be someone for everyone. Even Chris.

I'm not so naive to believe that there isn't someone worse off than Chris... however, you're getting close to the bottom of the barrel here.

 

[Trombonista]

I think due to his smell, most girls would free from him on sight.

I dunno, now that I think about it, the kind of boyfriend-free girl that would date a serial killer might be interested in Chris, he is a sociopath after all.

Chris isn't a sociopath, he's just a dumbass.

 

[phanatic]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

There is no fixing Chris. And is anyone really that desperate?

Never mind, there has to be someone for everyone. Even Chris.

I'm not so naive to believe that there isn't someone worse off than Chris... however, you're getting close to the bottom of the barrel here.

Without a doubt it's bottom of the barrel. Maybe even below that, but even Chris deserves to be loved by someone other than his mother.

I cant even believe that I'm standing up for this idiot. lol.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

I didn't want to bring it up, but we were discussing whether Chris is a sociopath on the old forum. Someone said you can't be diagnosed as both an autistic and a sociopath.

Without a doubt it's bottom of the barrel. Maybe even below that, but even Chris deserves to be loved by someone other than his mother.

Ironically, if it weren't for his mother's tight control of his social life, he might find someone else to love or care about him. Probably not a wife or girlfriend, but at least a friend.

 

[Julaay]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

I'm not sure which would make me flee first, the TomGirl attire or the stench. Maybe it would be the combo that would make me run and throw up at the same time. I always wondered why when he got into the TomGirl phase he didn't improve his hygiene. He could have the full fem experience of scented bath soaps. Slathering makeup and Axe all over that mess is a combo that makes me feel like puking.

 

[spaps]

Re: When would the best prospective sweetheart flee from him

If this doesn't scare a potential sweetheart away,

then his boring conversations would drive her away. He's not a very interesting guy, considering he can only talk about three things: Sonic, Pokemon, and himself. Okay, that's an under-exaggeration, but he probably won't talk about anything that the potential sweetheart would actually want to talk about. We all know that he hates others' opinions, and will get angry if someone thinks differently than him, which will drive off the girl, be it by herself or because Chris makes her leave. Tack on the fact that Chris is a bad listener, and all his responses will usually be: "hmm, yeah, huh, ect," and you've got a recipe for disaster. That potential sweetheart will gladly walk out of that McDonald's door in a heartbeat.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot about his stench. That would make anyone without a gas mask go away.